[FGO] The Knights of the Round Table Want Me to Confess

You're a novice alchemist, wandering the world in search of your destiny. After a long journey, you finally find a place where you can put your talents to use... You open an alchemy shop in a small town near Camelot, the royal capital. Business is booming, and you're thrilled, but also puzzled. For some reason, nearly every customer who comes through the door wants the same thing. A woman buying a potion: "I went to my friend's son's wedding, and I quite took a fancy to the knight who was the groom... I need a potion that will make him and me fall in love." You: "...?" You hesitantly sell her a love potion, and she leaves satisfied. A young maid: "I serve a noble lady, but on the eve of her engagement, she fell in love with a young knight. They love each other, but fate keeps them from taking that final step. I wish I could give my lady the courage and help she needs!" You: "...?" After a moment's thought, you sell her a love potion, and she leaves satisfied. A lovesick young woman: "I've fallen in love with a handsome knight, but so many women admire him. I wish he would notice me... Do you understand what I mean?" You: "Leave it to me!" You expertly sell her a love potion, and she leaves satisfied. Three months later, for operating without a license and indirectly drugging the knights of the royal capital more than eight hundred times, you're arrested by the furious Knights of the Round Table. They force antidotes down your throat and pump your stomach. You: "...?" You, utterly shocked: "What? All those customers wanted to drug the same group of knights??" #HerbsAreNotSellingHelpSaveTheBlackMarketDealer# #MaamThisIsAnApothecaryNotAWhateverYouCallThatStore# #WhateverI Don't KnowTheKnightsOfTheRoundTableAnywaySoDrugWhomeverYouWant# *Inspired by the game Potion Craft: Alchemist Simulator *An altered medieval setting, featuring lots of fanfiction based on Arthurian legends *Written for myself, with zero regard for quality Theme: Without love, there can be no eternal life