The Human Comedy

Fujimaru Ritsuka is a novelist. Lately, she's been writing a legendary tale whose protagonist is an utterly evil thrill killer. One day, she drew a lucky fortune at a shrine, and from then on, good luck came pouring her way. A ten-pull in the game gets her six-star characters at max potential, every shopping mall raffle wins her the grand prize, typhoons and downpours stop as soon as she steps outside, every traffic light turns green during rush hour, her new book goes into an urgent reprint, and her favorite couple gets married. Everything is going great. She just doesn't know why the number of kids living in her house keeps growing. Fujimaru Ritsuka: "..." Fujimaru Ritsuka: "I feel like something's not quite right." Emiya Guda is a schoolteacher. Lately, she's been hooked on an otome game starring a Mary Sue novelist. One day, she is suddenly possessed by the Evil of This World, hunted down by a bunch of people, and inexplicably transmigrates ten years into the future. Then a long-legged little knife-wielding boy tells her that in the future, she's an unrivaled female demon who has committed every evil imaginable, sentenced to more than three hundred years in prison for 184 crimes, including murder, incitement, fraud, endangering public order, and molesting underage boys. Emiya Guda: "..." Emiya Guda: "What the hell kind of parallel-universe me is this?! I'm just a harmless corporate drone! I don't believe it!" Please read before starting: Two storylines, two protagonists, a meta-novel, written on a whim, with a mountain of headcanons. Ritsuka's storyline is a modern AU slice of life mixing FGO, Demon Slayer, and Bungou Stray Dogs. Guda's storyline is set against the backgrounds of FSN and Blood Blockade Battlefront. Theme: