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"Every Day After Getting Married, I Want to Divorce the Cloud Guardian" This life is unbearable, but he pays so much.

Asakawa Asagiri writes fanfiction, and her goal in life is to write about every one of her fictional crushes.

Her engaging prose, satisfying plots, and reliable updates have earned her a loyal following on the site.

But she's a total fickle fan, switching crushes faster than the heroines in her stories can win over their love interests.

More often than not, halfway through a story, she kicks the original male lead to the curb, swerves hard, and rushes toward her new favorite.

Her readers are up in arms, lamenting her fickleness and insisting that the original male lead deserves justice.

Some even say her behavior is no different from that of a heartbreaker.

Asakawa replies, perfectly unabashed, "I'm not a heartbreaker. I just have a heart with lots of pieces to go around!"

And the character she's done this to most often is... Shokudaikiri.

Reader A: "You have to look at this Mii-chan! Broad shoulders, a slim waist, and long legs! How can you not be smitten?"

Reader B: "You have to look at this Mii-chan! He can take up a sword and head to the battlefield, or head into the kitchen and wield a spatula!"

Reader C: "Seven times! You've dumped him seven times! That's enough to summon the dragon! Doesn't your conscience hurt?"

Asakawa, expressionless: "I'm smitten. I want him. But I don't have a conscience."

Then one day, karma caught up with Asakawa.

Staring at the black-haired, one-eyed tsukumogami who had suddenly appeared in her home, Asakawa gazed wordlessly at the sky. "Am I dreaming?"

Shokudaikiri, wearing an apron, asked with a smile, "What would you like for breakfast? What should I pack for your lunch? What would you like for dinner?"

Conquered by Shokudaikiri's cooking, Asakawa clung to his leg and cried, "I'll never chase after someone else again, Daddy!"

Shokudaikiri, completely bewildered: Wait? I want to be your boyfriend, but you think of me as your dad?

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As you can see, Shokudaikiri is the male lead.

One-on-one, and the male lead will never change. Mii's mom is on her knees, begging you.

Little skit

One day, Shokudaikiri used Asagiri's computer and found an unfinished fanfic scene about himself.

Asagiri: Let me explain!

Mii-chan: Imagining it is no fun. (Tugs at his tie.) Want to try it for real?

Asagiri: //////

It's mostly about daily life together and food, hehe.

Mii-chan: No matter how many temptations there are out there, when you come home, you still fall at the feet of my apron, don't you?

Asagiri: Daddy!

Mii-chan: Huh???

Asagiri: No, Mom!!!

Mii-chan: ???

Blurb for "Every Day After Getting Married, I Want to Divorce the Cloud Guardian"

My name is Sakurada Anmi. I'm 27, and I work as a secretary.

My boss is the strongest Guardian of the Vongola, a Mafia organization, and the founder of the Disciplinary Foundation. He's handsome, rich, and awesome.

After working as his secretary for nine years, I got tired of that life and told my boss I was quitting.

I'd already thought up a reason: My mom thinks I'm old enough to go home and get married. Work leaves me no time to myself, so I've decided to quit.

After hearing me out, my boss nodded coldly. "Oh, okay."

I knew it. That bastard has no heart.

But the next morning, when I went to work, I saw dark circles under my boss's eyes.

His most trusted subordinate, Kusakabe, asked in alarm, "Kyoya, did you not sleep last night?"

Even more alarmed than Kusakabe, I asked, "What? Boss, you have to sleep?"

My boss stared at me for a long time, then asked, "You said you're quitting to get married?"

I nodded. "Yeah. To be honest, I have a blind date tonight, so don't come looking for me if you need anything." That's the confidence you get when you're about to quit. Hehe!

Then my boss said, "Don't go. I'll marry you."

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