The Protagonist Is Such an Oddball [Book Transmigration]

This story is complete! Please check out my new novel next door, The Scum Gong Who Loves Watermelon Rind Doesn't Deserve Love! [Book Transmigration]. Please add it to your reading list, QAQ! Ji Xinghe transmigrated into a book. Before long, the demon lord Chi Zui would wipe out this little mountain village. And Ji Xinghe, holding the script for a total annihilation, had a VIP seat in the front row reserved for him. For a while, Ji Xinghe was utterly despairing. Luckily, in this cultivation world, where Golden Core cultivators were as common as dogs and Nascent Soul cultivators roamed everywhere, spiritual medicines had gone extinct. System: Host! Once we complete this illustrated guide, we can survive all the way to the final round! So Ji Xinghe was stuck with a miserable life: helping the old village chief move a mountain one day, and helping Auntie Wang at the village entrance plant flowers the next... Until one day, he suddenly discovered that the mad doctor on the mountain was the Medicine King, Auntie Wang at the village entrance was the ancestor of some spirit clan, and the village chief who was afraid of water was a walking buff dispenser... [Bonus Scene One] In the second month after Ji Xinghe arrived on the Canglan Continent, he left Hidden Dragon Village with his newly minted cultivation partner. Spoiled Immortal Second-Gen: Do you know who my father is? Hand over the person behind you, and I'll spare your life! Ji Xinghe: Oh. (He casually pulled out the identity token marking him as the young master of Medicine King Valley.) Immortal Second-Gen: ...Sorry to bother you... An enforcement elder from a certain sect: So you're the one who killed my son? You brat, prepare to die! As soon as the words left his mouth, divine lightning descended. Ji Xinghe: Sorry, I'm on Heaven's side. Enforcement Elder: Dead on the spot. The minor boss joined forces with various factions to pressure Ji Xinghe into handing over all his spiritual medicines, so he could make a great contribution to the cultivation world. Medicine King Valley: Sorry, I don't think that's going to happen... The Five Great Clans: We will never make an enemy of Young Master Ji. The foremost immortal sect: Young friend, as long as you guarantee our supply of moongrass, Qingyue Sect will be your friend forever... The spirit clan: Who wants to contribute to your cause? The spirit clan recognizes no one but Ji Xinghe, thank you. Minor Boss: ???? [Bonus Scene Two] Later, the Immortal Realm's Know-It-All Express was fortunate enough to interview this great figure. Know-It-All: What was the secret to unifying the demonic sects and becoming famous throughout the world? Ji Xinghe quietly muttered to himself: I have to thank Daddy Heaven for giving me this chance. Then he said modestly, “It's nothing. I just know how to grow a few vegetables.” [Bonus Scene Three] At their first meeting, the villain was breathtakingly beautiful. Ji Xinghe was struck by his beauty and fell in love at first sight. Ji Xinghe: Fellow cultivator, I've fallen for you. Would you be willing to become my cultivation partner? Chi Zui: Sorry. My heart belongs only to the sword. Ji Xinghe: Okay, bye. Dao Xuanzi: Sigh. Another day of worrying that my eldest disciple is going to marry that sword... After losing his memory: Ji Xinghe smiled and patted the head of the village chief's young grandson, who had brought him a big bag of seeds. Chi Zui saw this and sulked, not saying a word all afternoon. The next day, he got up at dawn and cut down a row of trees on the mountain. (The immortal sword Wangchen despaired in a corner...) He dragged the trees in front of Ji Xinghe and said, “Don't touch him. Just touch me.” Then he lowered his noble head. Ji Xinghe: How the hell is anyone supposed to resist that? [Reading Guide] 1. A talkative, big-hearted demon lord who thinks he's a straight-up steel-hearted straight man, as the shou X a cold, taciturn, boyfriend-material-max, fragmented rabid-dog gong Theme: