Coming soon: Don't Fight and Kill [Ancient Times to Modern Day], a silly, sweet comedy. Check out my profile!
Blurb:
Shu Ying transmigrates into a cheesy transmigration novel and becomes the doomed second male lead, a new boy-band member with a "sweet and innocent" image.
He can't hold a note, his dancing is limp, his acting is nonexistent... He's only managed to hang on thanks to his looks.
Unless something changes, his ending is to lose the fight for the heroine to the male lead, who becomes a movie star. Forced to leave showbiz, he ends up destitute, overcome with rage... and dead.
What makes this cheesy novel so cheesy is that the male lead is actually an ancient general who transmigrated into the modern world. Not only is the general a brilliant warrior, he's also refined and handsome.
Shu Ying thinks: He's the only one in the whole world who knows this secret. How thrilling.
To change his fate, Shu Ying settles on two goals: break character and stay away from the general!
But this terrible novel seems to have some mysterious power. The harder he tries to avoid the general, the more often they run into each other...
Shu Ying: Bro! I'm really not interested in her! You have to believe me!
The general smiles faintly. "Then, are you interested in me?"
On the set of a variety show.
Shu Ying: I remember you're great with a bow! Shoot him with an arrow, quick!
Guang Qian: How do you know that?!
The livestream comments flood in: Yeah, how do you know that?!
Shu Ying: ... (Oh crap, I let that slip.)
Shu Ying: I... dreamed it. I dreamed it.
The next day's headlines: "Fortune's New Boy-Band Heartthrob" and "The Handsomest Lead in Historical Dramas" Share a Secret: You're in My Dreams
At a major awards ceremony, the heroine makes a dazzling entrance.
Shu Ying: I'm not interested in her, and I never will be.
Guang Qian: Oh. Got it.
Shu Ying: No, you don't. You'll turn against me over her and drive me out of showbiz. I'll be disgraced because of you two, and then I'll die a horrible, horrible death!
Guang Qian: ???
Guang Qian: If I remember right, this is the first time either of us has met her?
Shu Ying: ... (Terrible author, get out here! I demand a rewrite!)
After someone pins him against the wall, Shu Ying kneels before a shrine.
He prays softly and devoutly: Bodhisattva, please bless the author with over 9,999 daily readers.
Original author: ???
Content notes: 1. Overpowered, satisfying, no angst, happy ending.
2. The general comes from a fictional ancient setting. Please don't nitpick the history.
3. The characters are not based on real people. Please don't read them as such.
4. This is a silly comedy, silly comedy, silly comedy. The plot takes priority over logic, so please don't be a killjoy.
Upcoming story:
Movie star Rong Chen recently hired a new batch of bodyguards, and he noticed something strange about one of them.
So fair-skinned? So slender? So beautiful? Can he even work as a bodyguard?!
After three days on trial, Rong Chen isn't impressed.
The young man is not only taciturn, he's also uneducated and can barely use the appliances at home.
After a month on trial, Rong Chen starts to worry.
Can this wooden dummy really protect me? What if he uses me to block a knife?
After three months on trial, Rong Chen beams with delight.
Holy crap, those skills! I've struck gold!
*
Ling Yi was an assassin for fifteen years before transmigrating into the modern entertainment industry as a bodyguard.
Though he excels at music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, a few simplified Chinese characters stumped him at his job interview.
Always at the movie star's side, he accidentally gets photographed by the media.
Thanks to his peerless looks and many talents, he inexplicably becomes a huge sensation.
It's just that this movie star seems rather unscrupulous, constantly using his employment contract to flirt with him.
After pretending to be clueless and obedient for half a year, Ling Yi finally loses patience and corners him against the wall.
"You want me, don't you? Come on."
"Uh... buddy, put the knife down first."
#Someone teach him the law#
#No fighting and killing in showbiz#
#The wolf in sheep's clothing gets eaten by the tiger#
1. Younger man, happy ending.
2. Overpowered, satisfying, silly, sweet comedy.
3. A life-loving, shamelessly flirtatious movie star bottom x a versatile, cold-blooded assassin who transmigrates from ancient times to the modern day top.
Theme:
Reborn in the Modern Day as an Actor's Bodyguard
After I Cruelly Rejected an NPC, He Came Back for Revenge [Showbiz]
The Campus Heartthrob Can Actually Tell Fortunes [Book Transmigration]
Even the Movie Emperor Has to Call Him Dad [Entertainment Industry]
Everyone Wants to Trick Me Into Becoming Empress
The Last Blind Date
Getting Face-Slapped by the Coroner Every Day [Crime Solving]
The Magic of the Pen
Maybe I am both controlled and attacked. I am so sensible and old-fashioned that I feel a little weak. I deal with many things in a sloppy manner, and my reflex arc is very slow. I never deal with those hyped scandals on the Internet, and I am a person who is obviously very good at observing people's words, but I can't tell who is my love rival. To put it bluntly, It's just a central air conditioner for a warm man. Maybe Shou can accept such an aggrieved love, but I don't understand it. I don't understand that such a depressing article will be a sweet article. It's really aggrieved. Whether it's with Yan Lei or Guan Man, the pull between Gong and them makes me feel speechless. Shou is also very strange, and his assistant started gossiping and rumors. This is very inappropriate, and the subsequent handling is not appropriate. After all, there is a saying that there is no smoke without fire. Gong Yuan is a person with a bad temper, and it is really easy for Gong to really do this. Finally, I want to say, if Gong's warm and masculine personality doesn't change, will they really stay together until they grow old? He really doesn't look like a general who kills decisively. He's not ruthless enough, smart enough, and he's flirting with women without knowing it. It would be better if the setting is changed. This is really inconsistent. (The above only represents my personal opinion, you win against me)
MD, cried. Mr. Zou is really a good person.
Finished reading the second book!! Wait until I wake up to read the next book!!!
I checked in after reading the third book, hahaha
I don't know why, but I felt like crying when I saw the phrase "Dine with me?"
Looks good, looks good, looks good!!!!
Wow, the original owner and Mr. Zou are also very good.
Ahhhhhh! I've finished reading it. It's really beautiful and very sweet. I support the author greatly!
It's really a pity that Mr. Zou and the original owner are so sorry, but, alas
Woohoo, I couldn't help but stay up late to watch it, it's so sweet, I love it!