Problem Children Come from the Garden Box [Western Crossover]

Completed danmei: [Crossover] My Days as a Desk Jockey at the Metropolitan Police Department Ongoing danmei: Surviving by Acting Cute in the Villain's Arms [Quick Transmigration] Blurb A strange superhero has recently appeared in New York. He can punch villains ten meters away, talk to animals, and, whenever he has nothing to do, you can find him perched in a tree, gossiping with the cats. Lambert, who can copy other people's abilities, says that's nothing special. After Lambert pulls another stunt and runs off for the nth time, the superheroes can't take it anymore. Whose problem child is this? Come take him home! Some playboy, philanthropist, patriot: Sorry, the kid won't behave. I'll take him home and give him a good spanking. [Crossover] My Days as a Desk Jockey at the Metropolitan Police Department At his older brother's strong urging, Takagi Kazuya eventually chose to become a police officer. But a string of bombings and murders kept him running around in circles. He couldn't understand why everyone failed to notice the things in the victims' mouths, or why nobody thought it strange that a kid named Conan, who clearly seemed suspicious, wandered around crime scenes every day. He also couldn't understand why anyone would fly a helicopter and fire on Tokyo Tower. Later, Takagi Kazuya finally realized that this world was nothing like the one he knew! Reading Guide: 1. This story has a happy ending. 2. The protagonist was taken to Little Garden by the Black Rabbit, then transmigrated back. Just think of him as a kid, okay? [You.] 3. The protagonist's Gift is Copy. As long as he has interacted with someone, he can copy their abilities. 4. There are tons of personal headcanons, some superheroes' ages have been adjusted, the characters are extremely out of character, and the timeline is a mess. If it doesn't work for you, just think of it as a parallel universe. 5. If it's not your thing, don't read it. No need to tell me if you drop it. Theme: Enjoy yourself while life is good