Sorry, I'm Off to Save a World First! [Western Crossover]

Want to take a transmigration trip on a whim?

How about checking out the Moonlight Box~

Villain: My wish is to wipe out half the population of the universe.

So-and-so: No way! That purple sweet potato freak isn't going to succeed! In the name of the Moon! No, wait, in the name of the universe, I'll destroy you!

Villain: Hmph. Is that so? (Snaps fingers)

So-and-so: Let go of that Earthling! Let me handle this! (Wait, why did I say let me handle it?)

Wizard: A purple sweet potato freak thinks he can rule the universe? Has he even asked Voldemort?

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Wen Ke carries memories of her past life and transmigrates into the body of a little princess born to an unfavored concubine in the Qing imperial harem. She also gets an utterly ridiculous "Palace Gossip System." It doesn't help with cultivation, and it's certainly not a pocket-dimension golden finger. Its only function, apparently, is to cheerfully broadcast little palace gossip about the people around her.

[Ding-dong! Host, please pay attention! Today's headline: Consort Hui's cat bit Consort De's embroidered shoe, possibly triggering a diplomatic crisis in the imperial harem!]

[Popcorn tip: Last night, Emperor Kangxi summoned Consort Yi, but stayed for only the time it takes to drink a cup of tea. Could he... have something on his mind?]

Wen Ke: Wow!

From the moment she was born, the script of her life had already been set in stone: gentle and virtuous, then sent away in a political marriage to the Mongolian grasslands, where she would become a sacrifice to political alliance.

The brainwashing lectures from the palace maids and matrons? She couldn't stand another word!

Wen Ke lay in her cradle, blinking her innocent big eyes while inwardly laughing coldly for the thirty-thousandth time. Who wanted to be obedient and virtuous? Who wanted to be sent off to the grasslands?

The grasslands? Wind and sun, mosquitoes bigger than flies, sleeping in a tent and having your back poked every time you turn over! Drink milk tea for three days and you'll get heatiness and pimples. Ride a horse until you start questioning your life. And that's where they want to send her as a bride?

Don't be ridiculous. She was dressed in fine silk, ate special little milk cakes from the imperial kitchen, and even her diapers were soft silk presented by Jiangnan. She had a comfortable life. Who would choose to suffer like that?

Her father had so many sons. Why not pick one or two of them to send off in a political marriage?

So, a political marriage? Out of the question!

If fate wouldn't give her a choice, she'd rewrite the script herself!

And so, the style of the imperial harem changed overnight. A little chubby baby in a bib began her "growing-up plan to cozy up to powerful people."

[Host, Host. This is your eldest brother, who's under house arrest because of witchcraft.]

Yinzhi: ?????

[Host, Host. This is your second brother, the former crown prince.]

Yinreng: ?????

[Host, Host. This is your third brother, who isn't too bright and got himself killed by acting recklessly.]

Yinzhi: ?????

[Host, Host. This is your fourth brother, who laughed last but worked himself to death.]

Yin Shen: ?????

Theme: Stand on your own, be strong, respect and love yourself