[Western Crossover] Iron Man's Guide to Breaking People Up

Blurb One:

Savi died. Savi came back to life.

Savi was reduced to ashes. Then a snap of the fingers brought him back.

Savi: "!! Who! Who's blocking my path to death?!"

Morgan: "My father. Got a problem with that?"

Savi: "No, darling. No problem at all."

"My long life has been colored by you, Morgan. I'm glad I went looking for you. Otherwise, I never would have understood how beautiful the sunrise, the moonlight, the sound of the waves, and everything else could be."

"Morgan, for you, always."

Iron Man from a parallel world raises his repulsor: "Hands off my little Morgan! She's only four!!!"

Savi: (muttering) "Yes, for my darling Morgan, I'll put up with my unreasonable father-in-law's repulsor blasts... Hey! I even saved him for Morgan's sake!"

#My father-in-law in this world is still trying to kill me#

#How do I explain that I haven't made a move on my future girlfriend, who's only four? Help!#

Blurb Two:

My father-in-law is still keeping me away from little Morgan today.

Well, I suppose I can understand why. My adorable little Morgan isn't even five yet.

I started missing those caramel-colored eyes, full chest, and shapely rear of my, oh heavens, of course I don't mean Iron Man, though I have to admit those words describe him too.

Oh, stop!

I feel like this conversation is getting a little dangerous. This isn't some "Tales of My Father-in-Law and Me," after all. It's "Things I Can't Help Saying About My Darling Morgan... Oh, wait, wait, "

My dear father-in-law and mother-in-law, would you please put away your repulsors? If you accidentally fire them, your daughter will lose her beloved husband! Well, I suppose it wouldn't matter even if you did fire them.

Pepper and Tony: "Who the hell are you calling your father-in-law and mother-in-law?!"

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