Protecting the Detective Conan Worldview Is Everyone's Responsibility

My name is... Never mind, it doesn't matter. I'm just an ordinary, conscientious employee working for the Will of the Detective Universe. My job is to protect the detective world's worldview from being violated, especially that of its protagonist, Edogawa Conan. The problem is that this world has been transmigrated into so many times it's full of holes. People from other worlds and transmigrators come by whenever they feel like it. In short, here's a rundown of the daily tasks I have to clear. Task 1: Stop anyone who tries to get close to the little detective's ear and whisper the words "Kudo Shinichi." Task 2: Eliminate any ghosts or monsters approaching Edogawa Conan in advance, so Beika can enjoy a peaceful life. Task 3: Go to Teitan High School and Teitan Elementary School and destroy the files of any students trying to become transfer students. Task 4: Whenever a super-scientific phenomenon appears, immediately explain it away as a full-dive game, a movie shoot using wires, heatstroke-induced hallucinations, or something similar, so the little detective won't get suspicious. Task 5: ... It's another busy day! But I never imagined that after stopping every outsider from violating the little detective's worldview, I still wouldn't be able to stop the original characters from stabbing me in the back! I'm talking to you, Kaito Kid! Take Koizumi Akako from your set and get her out of here, aaah!! Themes: To be decided.