Diary of Raising a Little Dragon God [Mainly Investiture of the Gods]

What's it like to be born with a winning hand? Nüwa personally knits your cradle, Yuanshi Tianzun leads the gods in writing your primer, and Donghuang Taiyi chases after you to feed you. Peaches from the Immortal Orchard are snacks, ancient divine artifacts are toys, and gods, humans, demons, and monsters can all be your playmates. The sky is yours to fly through, the sea yours to roam. And all you have to do is lie in bed and gently roll over. The decisive and fearless Third Prince Nezha fears nothing, except a child crying and demanding that their mother stay with them. The gentle and kind Third Prince Ao Bing fears neither gods nor ghosts, but he does fear a baby shaking their head and refusing to eat. Nezha (top) x Ao Bing (bottom) 1v1, cozy with no angst, happy ending Lots of original worldbuilding; see the author's notes for details. This is a stress-relief story. Please forgive me if anything offends! Also known as On the Collapse of the Gods' Public Images Theme: Exploring the strengths and weaknesses of young parents as they raise their children