Why Are You Shouting So Loud? [Esports]

[LOL esports comedy fluff]

[Mad-dog husky seme] x [Highly educated, professional dog walker uke]

Gu Yan is the mad-dog AD carry of Team FIRE. He's bad at the game but good at running his mouth, and can flame someone three times in a second. In six months, he's driven away three supports.

Xing Yun is the genius support recruited by the team manager. He's cold and gloomy, and the manager repeatedly warns him to handle the mad-dog AD with care. But the AD is terrible and still blindly shifts the blame. Xing Yun finally can't take it anymore and explodes...

[Mini-scene 1]

During a scrim.

While Xing Yun is roaming to set up vision, Gu Yan tries to dive the tower for a double kill. He fails and gives up his own head.

Mid: Uh-oh, the support's about to get flamed again.

Jungle: Poor support. I hope he lasts three months.

Top: This time it has nothing to do with me. He probably won't flame me.

Gu Yan snarls: "You stupid support! You..."

Xing Yun snarls back: "You think diving the tower at level three will let you celebrate the Qingming Festival early? You brainless AD!"

Gu Yan: "O.O Fine, I won't dive! Why are you yelling so loud...?" (His voice trails off.)

Mid: ...

Jungle: !!!

Top: ???

[Mini-scene 2]

Gu Yan: "There's no way I'm sharing a room with that damn support to build chemistry. Get a key cut: three yuan for one, ten yuan for three. Does he even deserve one?"

Xing Yun: [cold_face.jpg]

Six months later.

Gu Yan: "Manager! Coach! The ADs and supports on other teams share rooms to build their relationship! I want to share a room with our support too!" [drool.jpg]

Xing Yun: [cold_face.jpg]

Warning: The uke has a pretty rough past, and the seme is incredibly stupid at first [beep, ]

Reader's guide:

1. This is a silly, sweet story set in the world of LOL esports. Key word: silly.

2. The seme isn't bad in the literal sense. He just gets carried away easily and has poor game sense. The uke will help him fix his weaknesses.

3. To avoid unnecessary conflict, the story is set in S12, meaning 2022. No active or retired player is used as a model.

4. The champions may be adjusted according to the author's preferences, and new champions may appear too (made up).

5. Daily updates! New chapters at noon!

6. There is anti-piracy protection, so please support the official release! QAQ

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"A Younger-Man Esports Romance" blurb:

[Younger, sunny, straight-shooting puppy seme who is great at comforting people] x [Cool cat uke who tried to give up on love but gradually loses himself in the puppy's flattery]

Team TNE is a famous runner-up team in the LPL, having placed second in both the spring and summer splits for three years in a row.

After finally making it to the decisive game five of the S6 finals, a botched engage by support Chen Jing wiped out the whole team. Not only did TNE end up as runner-up yet again, but the LPL, which had never won a championship, narrowly missed its closest shot at the title.

Everyone blamed the support, gave him a derogatory nickname, and mocked him for spending five years as a pro yet only ever playing the same three champions: Braum, Nautilus, and Tahm Kench. They said his champion pool was shallower than a spoon.

After the World Championship, the mid laner and jungler retired, and the AD carry left. Everyone said TNE was doomed.

But after a new AD arrived, TNE shook off its slump and went on to take every championship that year in an unstoppable run.

The new AD, voted FMVP, gives an interview.

Reporter: What do you think was the biggest reason you won the championship?

New AD: Jing-ge taught me well.

Reporter: Is there anyone you'd like to thank besides your teammates and the team staff?

New AD: Player Vast. If he hadn't left TNE of his own accord, I wouldn't be where I am today.

Reporter: Is there anything you'd like to say to him?

New AD: I want to tell him that Jing-ge is mine now.

After the interview airs, the whole internet congratulates TNE support Chen Jing on finding "love again."

That evening, Chen Jing starts a livestream, and the comments demand that he share his thoughts on the "love again" rumors.

The handsome man with the cool voice calmly says:

"Let me clear something up: it's not love again."

"It's my first love."

Theme: Sweet and silly