After Our Divorce, My Ex-Husband Said He Was Pregnant with My Child

[Draft progress: 20,000 words]

[Top: a polished CEO on the surface, but actually a petty, vindictive crybaby] x [Bottom: talks nonsense nonstop and seems indifferent to everything, but is actually a shameless pervert who loves pretty faces and wants the top's body]

Chu Xing and Duan Qingzhou have been married for three years, and Chu Xing has spent all three years living like a widow.

At last he can't take it anymore and divorces him, then complains to a friend:

"Duan Qingzhou has to be straight. He only married me to hide it!"

Just then, Chu Xing gets a call from the hospital.

His "straight" ex-husband was in a car accident half an hour ago.

Out of basic human decency, Chu Xing goes to the hospital to visit his ex.

As soon as he reaches the room, he sees his usually polished, CEO-like ex-husband tearfully accusing the medical staff:

"I'm carrying his child, and he still wants to divorce me. He's a scumbag!"

The "scumbag" Chu Xing: "???"

When Duan Qingzhou was little, he came down with a serious illness.

A fortune-teller his family consulted said they had to raise him as a girl for a year.

So he was sent to stay with distant relatives in a small southern town while he recovered.

Far from his family, made to wear dresses every day,

and then his pet tortoise from home died.

Duan Qingzhou carried the little tortoise to the riverside.

As he buried it, he shed tears like little golden beans.

Just then, a voice suddenly came from above his head:

"Don't cry, pretty girl."

"How about I give you my little tortoise?"

Duan Qingzhou has never forgotten Xingxing, the big brother who gave him a tortoise and kept him company that summer. He never expected to meet him again at a blind date arranged by his family.

But it seems his Xingxing has already forgotten him. He points at their old token of love, the "little tortoise" that's grown into a fifteen-pound softshell turtle, and says:

"That's one fat softshell turtle. Let's stew it for dinner."

Duan Qingzhou: "???"

Scumbag!

[Reader's Guide]

1. This is not a male-pregnancy setting. The top isn't pregnant; his brain's just broken [delighted.jpg].

2. Modern alternate universe where same-sex marriage is legal. No ridiculous side characters, only helpful wingmen.

3. They're each other's first love and secretly love each other. It's sweet, that's all that matters! Around 200,000 words.

4. Add it to your favorites and get a thumbs-up from this adorable author, the same as on the cover. Mwah!

Theme: An in-depth exploration and analysis of medical miracles.