[DC] Everyone Loves Red Hood

Jason Todd, Red Hood, feared by all the criminal underworld of Gotham, wakes up one morning to find that something about the world just isn't right.

My dad likes me, my big brother likes me, my third brother likes me, my fourth brother likes me.

I am electricity. I am light. I am a walking aphrodisiac.

And what drives him most insane is the floating screen in front of him, constantly adding lines to his script!

[The Runaway Little Red Hood of the Batfamily, an All-Todd Story, by Qiu Li]

[His ink-black hair swayed gently, and his emerald-green eyes shimmered with emotion.]

[His curled lashes trembled slightly, like a butterfly softly beating its wings.]

[He slowly opened his eyes, still glazed with a faint watery sheen, like a delicate mist drifting over a lake, lending them a hazy beauty.]

Jason: ...???

Oh, screw your "delicate, soft, and easy to push around." Why don't you say that again while looking at my biceps?

A ridiculous crackfic idea. Mary Sue Red Hood.

The second Robin transmigrates into an all-Todd story and gains the ability to see the narration.

No pairing. Just writing for fun, to make you smile.

Warning: Characters are out of character, everyone is OOC, it's absurd ABO, and there's no logic or reason at all. Everyone except Red Hood is a lovesick idiot.

Even the author can't stand how OOC this is!! They're completely different people!! The characters are deliberately wrecked!!! It's very cringe-inducing!!

If it's not your thing, don't read!!!

Rushed ending. If that's an issue, don't read.

Theme: He runs, she chases, and he can't escape even if he grows wings.