Batman: I'm from Jerusalem

Jason was brutally murdered by the Joker in Arkham. In Hell, he saw many versions of the old man.

One old man dressed head to toe in edgy studs killed the Joker, but then started laughing maniacally and turned all his adorable little Robins into zombie dogs.

One old man with a physique to rival a Titan killed the Joker, but then started growing bigger and split the big blue guy right in half.

One old man who had turned purple watched the big blue guy kill the Joker, but then got mind-controlled and suffered even worse than Jason himself.

Jason shuddered. He thought the old man who was still alive and doing just fine was pretty damn great.

To stop the old man and his good buddies from one day getting the urge to actually kill the Joker, then creating another one-of-a-kind dark knight,

Jason studied hard and mastered all sorts of skills. He finally maxed out his magic bar, successfully changed careers to become a non-Newtonian physics expert, and took on a side job as a stand-in Grim Reaper.

But leaving Hell comes at a price, so he got his hands on a demon's book and helped keep Hell's belly full.

Want to learn about being a stand-in Grim Reaper? He's really working himself to the bone for those performance stats every day.

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