A Cautious Player Has No Will to Survive

[My next story, Let's Just Date, No Scamming for Money [Full-Dive], is complete~] After EG captain Zhou Zheng wins the world championship, he trips up in an exhibition match and gets headshot by newbie Shen Yao. Two days later, player Shen Yao transfers to EG and is unexpectedly promoted to the first team. Zhou Zheng's fans attack him en masse: What kind of little cookie are you? Why does our husband have to write you a check? Zhou Zheng: Quiet! This is the mom I bought for you with five million! Shen Yao: ...Manager, terminate my contract. I'd rather work at an internet cafe. The team base descends into chaos. Onlookers place bets on when Captain Zhou will dump Shen Yao. But all they get is EG's official account becoming more unhinged by the day. EG's Battle Royale Division: We still get to feast on gorgeous socialist brotherly love today. A year later, EG wins three championships in a row. The sore losers can't let it go, and fish around for rumors of discord within the team. Reporter: What impact has player Shen Yao's arrival had on all of you? Teammates: We went from watching one guy show off to eating dog food while watching two guys show off. A toxic, shameless, survival-instinct-free veteran ace top x a sharp-tongued rookie bottom who's sometimes cautious, sometimes tough, and says one thing but means another (Zhou Zheng x Shen Yao) +All the cautious types can get kills and win chicken dinners. No angst for either lead, and no switching or breaking up.+ +Five-star sweetness throughout, updates at nine every night.+ ※Warning: This is a romance wearing an esports story's clothes. If you take it too seriously, you've already lost.※ As a standard cautious noob, this salted fish begs you not to nitpick. Just enjoy watching them be sweet, swoon-worthy, and satisfying XD [My next story, Let's Just Date, No Scamming for Money [Full-Dive] (originally titled Let's Only Scam Feelings, Not Money), is open for reading-list adds~ It starts October 11. I'll announce the launch on Weibo: @Wu Xiang Huang Yu~ This time it's a super-sweet online game romance~ Visit my author's profile to find it, meow~] ***Blurb*** Other people's healers are delicate, soft, and easy to push over, always begging sweetly and acting cute. Luo Chengdong's healer is sharp-tongued, violent, and tactically aggressive, constantly dealing damage and carrying the whole team. “When a priest goes all out, there's no work left for the DPS.” Newbie Yang Zimo proves this with his skills. Luo Chengdong becomes the saddest DPS player on the whole server, getting mocked by his healer every day for having too little health. He sits in a corner wearing a regeneration spell and draws circles. Luo Chengdong is furious: You're not a priest at all! If you didn't owe me money, I wouldn't team up with you! Yang Zimo, coldly: Likewise. If you didn't owe me money, I'd have kicked your cowardly ass to the curb long ago. They act like they can't stand each other, but behind the scenes... Yang Zimo's thoughts: Damn it, when will this idiot figure out that I like him? Luo Chengdong's thoughts: I'm making it so obvious. Is he blind? A shameless, flirtatious DPS top who'd die if he couldn't tease people x a rebellious, increasingly turned-on, drama-queen healer bottom who's a ten-level menace (Luo Chengdong x Yang Zimo) Synopsis: Choose me for online dating and I'll make you swoon. (Whispering: Please add my other story to your reading list too. If you do, you'll be adding happiness itself. You won't regret it, and you won't lose out~) This story will move behind the paywall on Wednesday, July 3. There'll be a 10,000-word update on launch day, then bonus points for long reviews until the story is complete. Thanks for all your support so far, and please keep supporting me. Mwah~ Theme: