I'm Reporting You for Character Fraud

[Please follow my upcoming story, The Captain Wants Me to Defect~] “I, Han Yuzhi, would rather sleep on the street or jump out of a first-floor window than grovel at Lu Li's feet!” When he first became a fan because of Lu Li's gentle, gentlemanly image, who could have guessed he was a seasoned rogue? Han Yuzhi, a fanboy with a broken heart, grits his teeth, unfollows Lu Li, then quietly adds him to his favorites. Five minutes later, when he sees trolls and paid shills under Lu Li's Weibo post, Han Yuzhi blows up: My Brother Lu Li is perfect! But he forgets to switch back to his alt account. And so the fans understand. Fan A: To be a true Han fan, you have to learn all the creative ways to praise Lu. Fan B: I was kicked out of the fandom by the star himself because I said something bad about Lu Li. Fan C: Sure, our Yuzhi-gege unfollowed Movie Emperor Lu, but look, he's still wearing a T-shirt with the Movie Emperor's giant face on it. Han Yuzhi: ...Damn it (in both Chinese and Japanese). You're the worst batch of fans I've ever had! A prideful, hot-tempered idiot who can't admit it x a flirt who talks himself into trouble, a shameless rogue bottom (Han Yuzhi x Lu Li) +Everyone puts on a show together. No angst for the main couple, no swapping or reversing roles+ +Younger top, five-star sweetness. Updates at 9 p.m.+ [Please follow my upcoming story, The Captain Wants Me to Defect. Rolling around cutely and begging for follows!] This time it's another sweet PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds treat. Visit my author page to get a mua~ ***Blurb*** Su Minghe, the peace ambassador of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, is completely baffled. His online lover, whom he broke up with six months ago, suddenly shows up, acts as if nothing happened, becomes his teammate, and even corners him to confess. Damn, you're saying that as if you weren't the one who dumped me! So Su Minghe makes a new team rule to deal with this shameless guy: New recruits have to win three four-player matches in a row, or they're out. Lin Xi smiles faintly and accepts the challenge. In the first match, Lin Xi blows up a teammate and wins. In the second match, Lin Xi blows up two teammates and wins. In the third match, Lin Xi blows up every teammate and wins. Sacrifice your teammates to gain boundless power. Su Minghe finally can't take it anymore. “Amitabha, good sir, please put down your weapon...” Lin Xi is too caught up in blowing people up. “No way! A real man fights head-on! Otherwise, how will I ever get to sleep with the captain?” The teammates whimper. “Fight all you want, but why do you have to blow us all up too?” Later, Lin Xi becomes a legend after one match. A reporter interviews his teammates, and the scene is full of anguished wails. Su Minghe: “I think he'd be more useful on the enemy team.” Coach: “Maybe he's a spy sent by the Monkey King.” Teammates: “Lin Xi, we're not trying to steal your husband! Please spare us!” A fierce, bomb-crazy top x a laid-back bottom who just wants to coast through life (Lin Xi x Su Minghe) Blurb: He blows up teammates and enemies alike, leaving the kid next door drooling with envy. Also known as The Laid-Back Player's Physical Deliverance, or The Springtime of the Sunset Years [not really] (Quietly: Please follow the story too. If you do, this idle fish will bring you happiness. You won't lose out or get tricked~) This story will switch to a paid format on Tuesday, March 17. Paid chapters are 21-41, so please don't buy them again if you've already read them~ I'll post three chapters on the day it becomes paid, and after that, readers who leave long comments will receive bonus points, through the end of the story. Thank you all for your support so far, and I hope you'll keep supporting me. Kisses~ Theme: I could have endured the darkness if I had never seen the sun.