[Crossover] White-Hair Obsession Never Ends Well

As everyone knows, my big brother, a certain superhero with a fantastic ass, is into redheads.

Meanwhile, his little sister, that is, me, is into white-haired guys.

Haha, white-haired guys only exist in drawings, of course. There's no way one could show up right in front of me

Until the day I got trapped by some weird magic thing while vacationing in Japan.

All my high-tech gear stopped working. I started regretting not listening to Dad and stuffing all my equipment in my pockets, and wondered when my classmate, a certain friendly neighborhood New Yorker, would come rescue me. Then a six-foot-two white-haired man wearing an eyepatch appeared.

He took down the weird magical creature in a few quick moves and stood in front of me. My heart pounded wildly. Just as I nearly blurted out "Wife!"

He meowed at me.

Me: Eyes shaking in disbelief

After the battle, I called home to let my family know I was safe and tell them we'd found the cat that had gone missing from our house. My youngest brother was overjoyed. I swallowed as I watched the white-haired eyepatch man smile and toy with the pink bell collar I'd personally picked out for him, and shamefully fell silent.

Sorry, Dami, I didn't lie to you. I just left out the fact that he had turned into a six-foot-two white-haired man. Sob.

Synopsis revised on January 29, 2022. Sob.

Beware: lots of out-of-character behavior, Mary Sue elements, and personal headcanons.

Theme: Love that fears no hardship