Reborn After Mispronouncing a Spell

Also known as: Inadequate Skills Can Get You Killed!

Villainous, unhinged gong VS seemingly decent, violently capable, fatherly shou

Yan Shuchen worked hard for two lifetimes to retire early and spend his days doing nothing.

But one disciple after another ran into trouble, and his most talented senior disciple, Mu Yuanhao, even fell into demonic cultivation.

With no other choice, he made a mess of things and sent himself back several decades.

His disciples were all alive and well, and everything was peaceful.

Only Mu Yuanhao, who hadn't yet fallen into demonic cultivation, had suddenly changed.

He tore out hearts with his bare hands, crushed heads with his five fingers, slaughtered people and wiped out clans...

Then he turned around and pretended, saying, "Master, I'm hurting," and, "Master, I'm tired."

Yan Shuchen: "..."

Mu Yuanhao was the most gifted cultivator the Eastern Continent had seen in centuries. He reached Foundation Establishment in three years and formed his core in twenty. His Frost Sword could even hold off a powerful Nascent Soul cultivator.

Many powerful cultivators tried to recruit him, but he remained at Tianyi Sect, apprenticed to a mere Golden Core cultivator.

No one understood, and they were furious at his lack of ambition.

Until the day he formed his Nascent Soul, when he announced in front of everyone that he wanted to marry his master.

How outrageous!

Wait, wasn't his master a man?

Everyone: "??!!"

The next moment, Mu Yuanhao, newly at the Nascent Soul stage, was kicked by his Golden Core master into the rocks, smashing half a mountainside.

Everyone: "..."

Mu Yuanhao, covered in dust, curled his lips into a smile. "Beating me means you love me, Master..."

"Boom!"

The refined, jade-like cultivator muttered to himself, "Is it illegal to kill a disciple? No, I'm just cleaning house."

Everyone relaxed. Thank goodness, at least one person had some sense...

A few months later, in a secret realm.

The master-and-disciple duo stole monsters and plundered goods.

Just as everyone was about to gang up on them, the refined cultivator whipped out a dragon-binding rope, dragged back Mu Yuanhao, who was slaughtering his way through the field, and took a bite out of him. "All right, leave some for the others."

Mu Yuanhao's murderous aura vanished at once.

Everyone: "..."

So much for the sensible one?

P.S. This story will enter paid serialization on Tuesday. Thank you for your support.

Next up, Story One: Eating Soft Rice While Acting Tough [Reborn]

Blurb:

Xu Chen's career in the entertainment industry ended in disaster. His face was ruined, his body left crippled, and he closed his eyes filled with regret and hatred.

When he opened them again, he was back on the night that changed his fate.

A man in a loosely worn bathrobe tossed him a check and said coolly, "Five million. Forget it."

Xu Chen repressed his excitement. "...All right."

With a second chance, how could he make the same mistake again?

If he couldn't win, couldn't he just run?

Seven months later, Xu Chen was out for a walk at a private sanatorium when a group of men in black surrounded him.

The stern, cold man glanced at his stomach and said, "Come with me."

Xu Chen forced a bewildered expression. "Who are you?"

The man's face darkened.

Then he tied Xu Chen up.

Less than half a day later, Xu Chen had acquired a husband named Pei Shengye.

Xu Chen: "..."

Xu Chen had just won the Best Newcomer of the Year award when he abruptly announced that he was ending his contract. After paying a hefty penalty, he left Shengdong Entertainment.

Nearly a year after disappearing, he joined Xuyang Entertainment, a newly established, little-known agency.

Everyone thought his career was over.

Three-time Golden Film Award winner: Looking forward to working with @Xu Chen.

Famous director: A pleasure working with you, @Xu Chen.

Popular variety show: Welcome @Teacher Xu Chen to the show.

One of China's three major TV networks: Let's look forward to @Teacher Xu Chen's performance.

Netizens: ???

What happened to him being a has-been?

Was he being kept, or was he being kept?

Xu Chen: ...I didn't exactly choose to live off someone. It was forced on me.

Next up, Story Two: Transmigrated as a Frail Omega Who Can't Look After Himself

Blurb:

Mu Chenxing was killed in an ambush while carrying out a mission. When he woke up, a bizarre heat and dizziness washed over him.

Seeing the ill-intentioned people around him, he calmly grabbed a bottle, smashed it with a crack, stabbed it into his thigh, and charged forward...

Only after figuring out what was going on did he learn that he had transmigrated into a bizarre world. The interstellar realm was vast and its technology advanced, but its classification of people was strange.

People like him were called omegas, delicate as dodder vines. It seemed their only options in life were to get married and have children, or take drugs to go into heat.

Mu Chenxing: Damn it!

Pei Yao was famous for hating omegas, until he saw the spectacular fight in the alley.

Smelling the lingering scent of alcohol in the air, he suddenly thought omegas seemed pretty great after all.

He couldn't stop thinking about the omega from that night.

At his alma mater's anniversary celebration, he unexpectedly ran into the striking omega from the alley again.

He immediately stopped him and asked with a smile, "Pretty boy, seems we're fated to meet. Want to bond with me?"

The reply was a kick to the crotch from the little omega.

Pei Yao: Whew, that's exciting.

**

At an interstellar university tournament, a handsome omega appeared out of nowhere, overpowering a crowd of alphas and making it to the finals.

Online, insults, mockery, and contempt gradually spread.

The omega-phobic general, who everyone had assumed would die alone, suddenly opened a Starblog account. His first post showed a single photo:

An omega with a bruised face, kicking an alpha opponent into the air.

@Pei Yao: My wife. Cool, right?

The whole internet: ...

Mu Chenxing: ...

Theme: Be positive and strive to do good.