Bad at Work, Married Off to an Alien

Shu Yunzhan wakes up from a nap two thousand years in the future, in a world utterly transformed.

Before he has even gotten used to his new body, he has to adjust to his new job: clerk at the Office for Alien Visitors.

Yes, aliens.

In a daze, Shu Yunzhan takes his place at the counter, puts on an interstellar translator, and hesitantly presses the red button in front of him to greet the first alien visitor of his life:

A huge black creature resembling an octopus, with a head bigger than the door, nine amber-colored "eyeballs" with slit pupils, and two rows of razor-sharp, crimson teeth.

Then a black tentacle floats in and wraps around him from head to toe.

Shu Yunzhan: ?!

Is this some kind of alien greeting?

Alien: "%￥%@#&￥T@#%."

The translator in his ear automatically translates: You appeal to me, and you smell good too. I want to marry you.

Shu Yunzhan: ?

The instruction manual doesn't say how to handle this, but...

Shu Yunzhan smiles and turns him down: I'm flattered, but no--hey!

The black "octopus" wraps him up and carries him outside: "@#￥#@%%."

Translator: I'm glad we agree.

Shu Yunzhan: ...We don't agree! Hey!!!

Help me!

Theme: Be sincere and have the courage to pursue what you want