Name: The Little Vegetable Defies Fate by Leaking His Inner Thoughts
Author: Lang Zong

Synopsis

Song Yin is truly a poor little thing: both his parents are dead, he's living under someone else's roof, and an accident leaves him in a vegetative state.

Then he awakens to self-awareness and discovers that he exists in the original novel as nothing more than a single line. The real protagonists are his uncle's precious son, A, and the college campus heartthrob, B.

[I know how the story goes, but what good does that do me?!]

Song Yin opens his heart, accidentally unlocks his snark skill, and his inner voice takes on a surround-sound quality, complete with speech bubbles.

His Fifth Uncle kicks his hospital bed and curses him for not hurrying up and dying.

Song Yin's thoughts run wild: [Maybe it's time to remind Fifth Aunt to bring home the mistresses she's been keeping on the side, the third, fourth, and fifth!]

Fifth Uncle hurriedly hires the best rehabilitation therapist in the city to treat the poor little thing.

Second Aunt grumbles and tells the servants to move his hospital bed to a room with no sunlight.

Song Yin's inner monologue:

[This woman is the most evil!]

[This woman is the most evil!] 999+

[Snark count reached: First Snark Skill unlocked, Thunder and Lightning]

Second Aunt is struck by lightning and goes bald. Not a single hair has grown back to this day.

The little vegetative patient's life in the Song family suddenly gets a lot better.

According to the plot, the main bottom, A, was supposed to run off with the main top on their wedding day.

But the man left at the wedding doesn't seem to care at all. He points at Song Yin and says, "Isn't there another vegetative patient in the Song family? Have him marry me instead."

Song Yin knows the story well enough to recognize that this man is a titan of the capital's business world, hiding behind 108 secret identities. His most impressive role is probably the novel's biggest villain.

Fortunately, their married life is about as genuine as a PVC pipe.

Song Yin doesn't dare let every thought in his head spill out. For example...

Mu Qingliu's most twisted secret identity: a doll maker who loves dressing all kinds of dolls in pretty little dresses. His mansion's basement is filled with every style imaginable.

Song Yin: [This villain has a serious case of emotional detachment. The only passion he has left as a human being is devoted to dolls. I've been feeling so much better lately. The second I recover, I need to make a run for it!!]

[Why did Mu Qingliu burn all the dolls?!]

[Why is he coming over with a skirt and stockings?!]

[Should I activate my level-ten snark skill and zap him to death, so I can be a happy little widower?!]

[Why is Boss Mu secretly kissing me? He's terrible at kissing!]

A sunny bottom with a rich inner life x a brooding, brooding, extremely brooding top

[NUCLEAR WARNING]

0. At first, the bottom doesn't know that other people can see his inner thoughts.

1. The top has a lot of kinks and plenty of secret identities. The bottom's inner voice exposes every last one of them.

2. Because he stutters, the bottom doesn't like talking and has severe social anxiety. But his inner thoughts are incredibly lively, and his snark is five stars. It often triggers all sorts of skills.

3. My writing isn't great. I just wanted to write something lighthearted and fun for a change. Please don't flame me if it's not your thing.

4. This is a slow-burn story, but it's driven by a wild imagination.

5. The bottom will get better, he will. He'll be healthy, happy, and bouncing around.

6. Vegetative patients can eat (squints and smiles), but the vegetative patient in this story isn't a typical case. Let's just say it's quantum physics.

The cover illustration is by You Yu Xi Hai from Huaye. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.

My completed works

[Wild style, an extensive selection, all kinds of types and sensations]

1. A handsome top who likes double stimulation x a doctor bottom: The Male Doctor They Always Use in Rich Family Baby-Bearing Novels

2. Big Puppy Top Licks Cold Bottom: The Regent's Twins

3. Chasing the Wife to the Crematorium: Dr. Xu, the CEO Who Broke Off Your Engagement Has Broken His Leg

4. Chasing the Wife to the Crematorium: My Straight Roommate Keeps Secretly Drinking My Coke

5. Chasing the Wife to the Crematorium: After Being Dumped by an A, the Beta Returns to the Palace as the Beloved Prince (A + B)

6. Beloved Little Sweetheart: The Bad Men Melted When I Cried (Mermaid x Tentacles)

7. Silly Little Sweet Treat: A Few Steps to Coloring Your Little Love Rival (Book Transmigration)

8. Rich Family Sweet Romance: What Bad Intentions Could a Little Cannon Fodder Have? (Book Transmigration)

9. Rich Family Melodrama, Chasing the Wife: Sending the Paranoid Big Shot to the Crematorium (Book Transmigration)