Sister-in-Law, Open Up! It's Your Brother

Sister-in-law, open the door. It's me, my brother.

I'm not fragile, Sister-in-law. It just hurts here when I see you with my brother. It makes me feel awful.

Sister-in-law, my face is just like my brother's. Why can he do it, but I can't? You can't play favorites!

Sister-in-law, your dimples have no wine in them, yet I'm drunk as a dog.

Sister-in-law, what exactly makes my brother better than me?

Sister-in-law, don't tell my brother about last night. Who was better, him or me?

Everyone says I'm no match for my brother. I won't argue with them, but you can't say that, Sister-in-law.

Bro, don't get the wrong idea. Sister-in-law has a cold womb, and I happened to have a fever, so I put it in her to try a folk remedy.

Sister-in-law, don't turn around. It's me, my brother.

(The proper blurb will go up when I start the story. I copied this from Baidu, and I thought it was hilarious, hehe.)

Theme: Break through the gloom and ride the wind and waves.