My Archrival Keeps “Bleeping” Me in a Fan Drama [Entertainment Industry]

[The world is so big, and yet you're the one I can't stand] There are two big shots in the entertainment industry: a wildly popular young star who acts like a dog off its leash, and a newly crowned Best Actor who's as arrogant and fierce as a wolf. Each has his own domain, and they usually stay out of each other's way. That is, until Luo Xiu gets drunk and lets loose in front of the Best Actor, only for Gu Jiajue to pin him over a toilet and humiliate him. From then on, they fall out and become sworn enemies. But neither can resist the power of capital, and the two top celebrities are cast together in a fanfiction script. In their xianxia drama: Luo Xiu's spiritual root is destroyed, and just before he's pushed off the Executioner's Platform, he clutches Gu Jiajue's golden boot and begs desperately, "Master, Master, spare me! I won't dare crawl into your bed again!" Gu Jiajue kicks him over. "Wicked disciple, jumping down is your one true destination!" In their melodramatic rich-family drama: Luo Xiu lies on a leather sofa the size of a king bed. With bulging veins, he clutches Gu Jiajue's dress shoe and begs desperately, "Brother-in-law, Brother-in-law, spare me! I won't dare covet you again!" Gu Jiajue grips his pale wrist and pulls it to the limit. "If I chop off those thieving hands, they won't be groping around anymore." In their Western fantasy drama: Luo Xiu is about to be tied to a pillar. His enormous fish tail tries to wrap around the man's waist as he begs desperately, "Father God, Father God, spare me! I won't dare swim out of your waters without permission again!" Gu Jiajue strokes his soft red lips. "You insolent son, I can't let you off lightly." After working together countless times... Luo Xiu goes to his agency to quit, only to accidentally hear the company president fawning over Gu Jiajue on the phone. "What kind of play do you want to act out with Luo Xiu next? Just say the word." Gu Jiajue sounds reluctant to stop. "Is there a script where Luo Xiu can cry and call me husband?" The president is more than happy to help. "I recommend an ABO fanfic. You can play the Alpha and Luo Xiu can play the Omega. You can bite his neck as much as you like." Luo Xiu swears: As long as he's alive and can draw breath, he'll make Gu Jiajue kneel and apologize to him. On a dark, stormy night, with thunder and lightning raging, the famous Gu Jiajue really does kneel before Luo Xiu, though not to apologize. Instead, it's [beep~], [beep~], and [beep beep beep~] Scheming top (??ω??)?? troublemaking bottom Synopsis screenshot saved on Weibo on December 20, 2019. Reading Guide: 1. It might be a little scummy, and it might be a little shameless. The rest should be sweet. 2. This is the author's practice piece. If you've got money, show your support with money; if not, a laugh will do. Theme: The winner is king, and the loser is the bottom