This Is a Silly Amnesia Story

[Complete] My new novel, I Can Only Like You, is now underway. Please add it to your collection! After a car accident, Song Cheng loses his memory and even forgets his own surname. Luckily, he still has his belongings. From his diary, he learns that he got married four years ago and divorced three years ago. The reason for the divorce is never mentioned, but his diary reveals that he was heartbroken and full of longing, thinking about getting back together every day. His ex-husband is a tall, handsome man whose identity must be kept secret. But no matter how thoroughly Song Cheng searches the diary, he can't find the man's name. He puts down the diary and picks up his phone. At the very bottom of his photo album, he finally finds a few pictures of the same man. Tall and handsome. And when he sees that face on a hospital poster, he realizes the man is a huge celebrity. Of course his identity has to be kept secret. Song Cheng: Found you! * Qin Wunian is at home hosting a livestreaming crew. The livestream has just started, and they've barely said a few words when the doorbell suddenly rings. The director jokes, "So early? Could it be Teacher Qin's secret lover?" Qin Wunian: "No secret lover, but I do have a cleaner. I forgot to tell her not to come yesterday. She's a civilian and shouldn't be filmed. Could you avoid showing her?" The director readily agrees. "No problem. But it's a livestream, so we can't cut the feed. I'll just turn the camera away." Qin Wunian nods and calmly goes to open the door. The familiar yet unfamiliar face outside leaves him frozen in place. Song Cheng is afraid Qin Wunian won't take him in, but then he remembers what his diary said about his ex-husband's deep feelings for him. So he summons his courage. "I know we're divorced, but I really have nowhere else to go. Could you let me stay for a few days?" Qin Wunian stares at him, his mind completely blank. The production crew stares at the two of them, their minds completely blank. Only the comments remain level-headed, frantically repeating the same thing: "Turn the camera away, you idiot!!!!!!" * They are each other's first love. 1v1. * No pregnancy, no melodrama, no secondary CP. * You may be disappointed to hear this, but the recipient really isn't a special forces soldier. Coming soon: The Kids I Raise Are All Jinjiang Male Leads Blurb: Qi Jian, a nobody actor, has a secret identity: he's the father of five kids. Kid Number One comes from a transmigrate-into-a-book wish-fulfillment novel. An adult soul inhabits the body of a pitiful child neglected by both parents. He keeps a low profile and waits until he's grown up to slap everyone in the face. But before he can grow up, Qi Jian takes him in. Kid Number Two comes from a reborn angst novel. In his previous life, everyone let him down. In this life, everyone has been reborn except him. Faced with parents, siblings, and a childhood friend who suddenly treat him differently, he bursts into tears and throws himself into Qi Jian's arms. Kid Number Three comes from a melodramatic switched-at-birth story. The true young master returns home only to find that his family cares only about the fake young master. Furious, he runs away from home, and Qi Jian gains another little monster who can put away a whole can of formula. Kid Number Four comes from an inspirational genius story. The prodigy can recognize words at one, recite poems at three, and is engrossed in An Introduction to Fourier Analysis at six. Every day, he insists that he's going to Tsinghua University someday. Kid Number Five comes from a story about a max-level expert retiring. In his previous life, he was the officer who piloted a mecha to bombard the empire and establish the federation. When he opens his eyes, he finds himself back in childhood. He doesn't want to do anything now, only rest, but nobody in the family knows how to behave. * Each of the five kids has their own troubles. Kid Number One believes he's an adult and must shoulder adult responsibilities. But first, he needs to control his body and stop dreaming about going to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Kid Number Two doesn't understand why people keep coming to him in tears, begging for forgiveness. He just wants them to hurry up and leave. He wants to go home as soon as possible, or he'll have to watch Qi Jian on TV instead. Kid Number Three is in the same class as the fake young master, and everyone compares them. After spending the summer watching Qi Jian's youth romance dramas, he picks up the art of acting innocent and manipulative without any guidance. He's successfully won over all his teachers and classmates, and making the fake young master cry every day has become his favorite pastime. Kid Number Four is a genius forced to be an elementary school student. Learning that one plus one equals two does nothing to let him show off his prowess as the male lead of a school story, so he teaches himself hacking online. He becomes the king of online trolls, commanding twenty thousand zombie accounts. Kid Number Five has it easiest. He eats and sleeps all day, until one day Qi Jian is accused of using someone else's fame to promote himself, and his career, which had just begun to improve, takes a nosedive. An endorsement deal falls through, and even the little cake he was promised to buy is gone. The former federation officer can hardly believe his ears. Who dares lower the quality of his retirement? Hah, it seems this world needs a revolution too! * Meng Huaichen is the youngest tycoon in the entertainment industry. He has a face as handsome as any top-tier star, more money than he could spend in several lifetimes, and an uncanny eye for spotting who will become famous. Such a perfect man should be the industry's most sought-after bachelor, but because he believes that staying unmarried and childless brings peace, the only people willing to approach him are those seeking opportunities. After meeting Qi Jian, Meng Huaichen thinks that maybe getting married wouldn't be so bad. After knowing Qi Jian for a while, Meng Huaichen thinks that maybe raising kids wouldn't be so bad either. * The kids are all adopted. * Meng is the pursuer. Theme: Even when life is full of hardship and constraints, keep striving forward in pursuit of freedom.