System Lecture: These days, everyone is going with the flow and taking life as it comes. Even the book's supporting female characters have followed suit, dimming the heroine's spotlight. The male leads and villains have lost interest, becoming so dispassionate that they're practically ready to don robes and join a monastery. The heroines all complained to the main god, who immediately ordered his most capable Systems to descend to the mortal realm. They went to the Black and White Impermanences and picked out several promising newly deceased female ghosts, luring them into contracts as Hosts for villainess Systems with generous benefits.
Yu Weiran was one of them.
[Stage Time]
Original story:
Rooftop
The villainess grabbed her hair and screamed hysterically through her tears, "Xie Zhun, if you break up with me, I'll jump!"
With his hands in his pockets and gum in his mouth, the villain watched her without a hint of emotion. "Oh. Go ahead."
Reality:
Yu Weiran clenched her teeth, legs trembling as she stood on the edge of the rooftop. "I-if you dare bring up breaking up, I-I-I'll jump!" (Help, she's terrified of heights!)
Xie Zhun smiled, his lips red and teeth white, outshining the sun and moon. "Okay."
Yu Weiran stared at him in disbelief. He'd been calling her his little sweetheart, and now he was coolly watching her jump?
QWQ Men really are all jerks!
"I'll go with you. Think of it as dying for love." Unexpectedly, he took her hand and slowly stepped onto the ledge.
The wind was so strong up there that Yu Weiran immediately clung to Xie Zhun and burst into tears.
Later...
System: Villainess, please keep causing trouble. Speed up the breakup and help increase the heroine's happiness.
Yu Weiran took the order and dashed over to the villain. Pointing at his nose, she swore, "Xie Zhun, you're my damn boyfriend! Look at the heroine one more time and I'll rip out all your hair, so you'll be an ugly bald guy!"
Xie Zhun laughed and leaned in to peck her on the lips. "Did you put honey on that mouth? It's so sweet."
Short-tempered delinquent Yu Weiran: ...
[System, the villain is nuts. The plot going off the rails is really not my fault!]
A few friendly notes:
1. This is a slow-travel story. The blurb only covers the first world; there will be lots and lots of other fun worlds.
2. There's only one male lead. The male lead in every world is called Xie Zhun, but his appearance differs from role to role.
3. Please add it to your collection first, ahhhhh! The more collections, the sooner I'll start posting. Mwah~~