Surviving One's Life in Ancient Torture Novels [Chuoshu]

I traveled to ancient times, to a place called Donghuang Sect. It is said that this place has a high yield of protagonists in sadistic novels. In addition to one or two cannon fodder dying every day, the cries and screams heard before going to bed at night are comparable to horror movie awards. In order to save my life, I decided over and over again to become a background board Gou Wang. So, I secretly formulated a set of survival rules for myself: 1. A big tree attracts the wind, so you should never stand out (be a safe background board) 2. As long as I run fast enough, death can't catch me [System, teleportation skill arrangement] 3. Sympathy for the protagonist will only bring disaster (it's better to sympathize with yourself who traveled through time in the sadistic novel) 4. If you really have to, delete your account and try again. (Tired, destroy it) I never expected that I would become a legend inexplicably. "Do you know Lu Yinchen? His Qinggong is the best in the world, unmatched by anyone!" As we all know, it is a good thing to attract attention in a cool article, but this is a heart-wrenching and sadistic article! I clutched my heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, and I was in panic all day long, for fear of being targeted. System: [Host, don't panic, your sadistic story is freshly released, it's called "The Sweet Story of Donghuang Cult"] Me:? ? ? I'm afraid you don't think I'm a fool. Is it too late to escape now? (This is a "happy" story in which King Gou just wanted to live a safe life as a low-level background, but was gradually pushed to become the protagonist by accident after accident. Note: First person text. There will come a day when you will no longer be envious of other people's openings, but lament your own endings. Prepaid, if you are interested: "When Beta was expelled from ABO" In order not to go to work, Huo Guan stayed at home and ate boiled potatoes for six years until he couldn't pay the rent and was kicked out by his landlord. He wandered into the street in despair, and finally slept under a bridge. When he opened his eyes again, Huo Guan found that he was dressed as a Beta. The original person is thirty-eight years old this year. He is in his youth in an interstellar world where the average life expectancy is 140 years old. His parents bought him a citizenship rating qualification through hard work. However, Huo Guan, who had just arrived, didn't know all this. In the Great Interstellar Era, human civilization has developed rapidly, the star field has expanded, and the population is in short supply. Therefore, reproduction has become the obligation of all citizens. However, Huo Guan, who had just arrived, didn't know all this. So, when the assessor asked him seriously, "How many children do you plan to have in the future?" Huo Guan touched his ordinary face, then patted his empty trouser pocket, and said righteously: "I don't plan to get married. It's good to live alone." He is a poor man, and he is absolutely in control of his appearance. Since he can't make do with it, he might as well not make do with it. After hearing his reasons, the assessor waved his hand and directly expelled him, deprived him of his civil rights for life, and demoted him to a real interstellar 'cow horse'. * Huo Guan has been working here for ten years. After experiencing a series of workplace abuses by sinister people, insects, fish, elves, and cyborgs, his heart has become colder and harder than the frozen soil of a garbage planet. Until the first holographic game "City of Strange Music" suddenly came to the world. Horrible, thrilling and exciting, everyone screamed and carnivaled. It is like a spark, instantly awakening the blazing life of the entire frozen soil of the junk star. Huo Guan bought the game cabin out of curiosity and registered an ID - mean. From then on, the 'City of Strange Music' had its legend. He is the backbone of the galaxy, the king of the Betas: "Don't lick O, don't be afraid of A, don't kneel to ghosts - we only worship one king: mean! Mean!! Mean!!!" The beautiful and reserved Omegas screamed for him and their legs weakened: "Mean husband, I will give birth to a monkey for you, a monkey for the football team!!!" Huo Guan raised the corners of his lips slightly, and the classic scene of him killing SSS extraordinary ghosts with one sword was played on the big screen throughout the City of Joy. And, the jealous taunts of the noble Alphas, "Mediocre Betas are only enough to pollute our eyes in weird games." Huo Guan's perfect face, which was made up of all attribute points, was twisted ferociously for a moment. From then on, he suffered from a disease called anorexia syndrome. * One day later, Shi Chao, the top Alpha player who ranked first on the charm list, first on the wealth list, and first on the wanted list of Juile Game, suddenly had the faceless half of a man's shoulder in his tens of billions of popular live broadcast room. "Let me introduce to you," Shi Chao, who is beautiful, crazy and loves to act, cried to the camera with the tip of her nose turning red, as if she was forced to start the show. His eyelashes trembled, and the tears in his blue eyes fell quickly, rolling down his chin. Seeing this touching scene, the interstellar netizens in the live broadcast room were so excited that they almost fainted: My wife cried so much! The man whose face was hidden next to him suddenly raised his hand to pick away the teardrop, and he moved quickly, as if he was a little embarrassed. The knuckles rubbed against the fair skin, leaving a faint red mark. While fans shouted that the man was rude to Shi Chao, they finally heard what he said later: "This is my mean wife..." Everyone in the live broadcast room gasped. Shi Chao blinked and quickly made up for it as if it was just a slip of the tongue: "Mean boss!" The person sitting next to him suddenly stood up, and then the live broadcast room went dark. Fans who don't know the truth: North? Mean? Aren't the two of them always at odds with each other? Cult CP fans: Woohoo, the CP I secretly ate back then has actually come true! The anti-fans of Shi Dynasty (crazyly swiping Wormhole Nebula gifts to reward mean game accounts): Mean, our king, kill him now! Passerby fans: Is this world too crazy, or am I too normal? Purpose: Don't be afraid of failure. Life is a long journey. As long as you persevere, you can reach the other side of success.