All the Scumbag's White Moonlights Love Me

Shen Wuyuan, the top performer in the face-slapping department of the Quick Transmigration Bureau, summed up his winning strategy: when dealing with scumbags, hit them where it hurts. What's a scumbag's biggest sore spot? The white moonlight he can love but never have. It's the one great failure in his rotten life, a bittersweet memory of something beautiful he refuses to touch. Steal the scumbag's white moonlight and let him hate you, regret it, and yearn for him for the rest of his life! [First World] Original plot: A rich second-generation seme who failed to force the white moonlight into a relationship and got beaten up instead, and a warm, mature white-moonlight seme. Scum seme: I only love him. Everyone else is just someone to take my anger out on, a human punching bag. Shen Wuyuan: Sorry, he proposed to me yesterday. [Second World] Original plot: A scummy, wealthy second-generation starship owner who would do anything for love VS a vain white-moonlight seme who is as unattainable as the stars. Scum uke: If I can't have him, I'll order a robot companion made to look exactly like him. Robot Shen Wuyuan: He's so narcissistic that he fell in love with me... [Third World] Original plot: A ghostly school bullying incident, and his white moonlight, who is already dead. Scumbag: Do you know why I only bully you? Because you're indirectly responsible for his death! Shen Wuyuan: ...He's right beside me. Why don't you two catch up first? White moonlight: I just want to hurry up and complete the ghost marriage ceremony with Wuyuan~ O3O A few notes: 1. One couple, one-on-one. The seme is always the same person, though his name changes in every world. 2. This is actually a story about a wolfish seme being tricked and tamed into an uke. XD 3. If you like this novel, please bookmark it~ Love you all! Please bookmark my next novel: The Revenge Novel Protagonist's Ex-Husband Jiang Wu transmigrated into a book. In the book, Jiang Wu was 188 cm tall, handsome, wealthy, gentle, and romantic, the very image of a dream man. He also had an incredibly gorgeous, sweet, caring, trillionaire-level fiancé. Jiang Wu thought he'd landed in paradise. He happily married his fiancé, and after the wedding they were inseparable and blissfully in love, the envy of everyone around them. Then the System slapped the horrifying plot in his face: This was a revenge novel. In two years, the protagonist would be reborn with a revenge System, and you would die without a body left behind. Jiang Wu stared blankly at the plot, then learned, suffocating with horror, what his original self had done. He decided to run away. * So there he was, at the divorce hearing. Jiang Wu: ...Let's get divorced. The protagonist's eyes reddened as he burst into tears. Jiang Wu's heart ached, and he couldn't bring himself to go through with it. Attempt one: failed. Attempt two: Jiang Wu asked for a divorce again. The protagonist slowly stirred the egg custard in his bowl and asked with a smile, "What about the baby?" Jiang Wu: You're pregnant??? * Jiang Wu still ran away. Only after he succeeded did he realize clearly that it wasn't the protagonist who was pregnant. It was him! Jiang Wu: Like being struck by lightning! * Five years later, Jiang Wu went to pick up the kid, only to be told that a cold, handsome man had just taken the child by the hand and led him away. Jiang Wu ran after them. From a distance, the man's silhouette seemed strangely familiar. That night, the protagonist, now gone dark, kicked open the door and dragged Jiang Wu out from under the bed. "You've been running long enough. Isn't it time to come back to me?" System: Sigh. A big shot is still a big shot. Jiang Wu: Every night, I shed real tears of regret. I never should've run. Look what happened to my sweet darling. Note: The protagonist is pregnant for one month, incubates the egg for nine months, and lays an egg. The baby is not human!! Also known as: Who Stole My Kid? Theme: