The Villainous Imperial Preceptor Keeps Flirting with Me

[Court intrigue + cultivation / fake transmigration / past and present lives / teacher-student romance / genuinely villainous male lead / arguably younger male lead / slow-paced story with no sense of rhythm] Prequel: Falling in Love with the Heavenly Dao’s Chosen One; Completed recommendation: Spend Money to Get a Soulmate; For more hilarious, ridiculous stories, click on my profile and enjoy! Blurb: Lang Zi got what was coming to him for pushing a dungeon, transmigrating into the body of an insignificant mortal prince in a cultivation game. The Imperial Preceptor who kept flirting with him was the dungeon boss he had just beaten to death! After he thought he had figured out how things worked, reality turned out to be completely different from what he had imagined. For example, he wasn’t in a game at all. He had transmigrated into another world with the exact same setting as the game. For example, his System was a bootleg. For example, the Imperial Preceptor, who was always spouting dirty jokes, really was the apocalyptic final boss. For example, he himself was actually the legendary Dao Ancestor?! Lang Zi: So I’m Lang Ritian! Imperial Preceptor: No, Your Majesty. I’m the one who fucks the heavens. Lang Zi: ??? #The Imperial Preceptor really does fuck the heavens in the end# Reading Guide: 1. Dragon-Ritian Imperial Preceptor top × sword-cultivator prodigy prince bottom 2. One-on-one, happy ending 3. The top’s golden finger is pretty big, and the bottom’s isn’t small either♂ 4. Teacher-student story. No matter how you look at it, the founding ancestor is going after a young sprout. A silly, sweet little story is in the works. See my profile for: The Villain in My Book Came Out to Demand an Update [Reverse Transmigration into a Book] Xiao Shou wrote a danmei novel and created the "perfect" villain, Long Batian. Long Batian knows and can do everything! Long Batian is charming, fierce, and peerlessly dashing! Long Batian can spend the night with nine bottoms and still stay hard! The villain was too powerful, making it too hard to advance the plot. Xiao Shou was suffering from a serious case of writer’s block. Just then, a man fell from the sky. Xiao Shou: Holy crap, who are you? Man: Long Batian. Xiao Shou: How did you get out here?! Long Batian: Because I know and can do everything. Xiao Shou: ...May I ask what you want? Long Batian, expressionless: An update. Xiao Shou: . Little Scene 1: Long Batian: I have a problem with my character profile. Xiao Shou: Sir, please put the knife away and tell me what’s wrong. I’ll fix it, okay? Long Batian: Remove the part about spending the night with nine bottoms. Is that any way to treat a man? Xiao Shou: Sure, sure. I’ll delete the part about spending the night with nine bottoms and staying hard. Long Batian: ...Leave in the staying hard part. Xiao Shou: ? Little Scene 2: Xiao Shou had writer’s block again. Long Batian: What can’t you write this time? Xiao Shou covered his face: Um, the sex scene. Long Batian: ... Long Batian: Come here. I’ll teach you. Xiao Shou: Wow! Thanks, sir! Wait, you said you’d teach me to write. Why are you pulling my clothes off?! Theme: