The young master of a wealthy family, Sheng Shi, left home in his prime, got suckered into the entertainment industry and ended up acting in terrible shows, becoming the target of ridicule across the entire internet.
To avoid inheriting the family business, he had no choice but to go on blind dates and get married.
On one such date, he landed his male idol, Tang Zichao.
The three-time Golden Award-winning actor Tang Zichao was deep, restrained, taciturn, and ice-cold. Sheng Shi was so smitten he could barely contain himself!
But on the second day of their marriage...
What the heck? Who's this clingy little puppy in Totoro pajamas, with messy hair and a lovestruck look?
The little puppy clung to Sheng Shi and wouldn't let go: "Honey~ Give me a kiss~ Sob, sob!"
Sheng Shi: ???
This little puppy seemed, more or less, to be his new husband, Tang Zichao?
Aah! Spit my male idol back out!
A two-faced actor gong with a talent for outrageous schemes (Tang Zichao, pronounced zhao) X a beautiful, kind-hearted young master shou who kills cockroaches with his bare hands (Sheng Shi)
[The author's disclaimer and content warnings, since I'm terrible at blurbs]:
Marriage first, love later; love at first sight VS love that grows over time.
Everyone except the shou is a drama queen.
There's a male supporting character who admires the shou. He's not very bright and ends up making himself the shou's sister-in-law.
This is [not] a pure romance. It looks like a silly healing story, but the main plot kicks in after chapter 28.
The gong has more than one personality. If it feels like the roles are reversed, don't panic. The gong is definitely the gong!
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Completed comedy novel: Spending Money to Send a Love Match, available in the author's profile at the top right.
A fluffy comedy short novel is being prepared. See the author's profile: The Villain in My Book Came Out to Demand an Update [Transmigrate into a Book]
Xiao Shou wrote a danmei novel, creating a "perfect" villain named Long Batian.
Long Batian knows and can do everything!
Long Batian is alluring, wild, and peerless!
Long Batian can serve nine shous in one night and never lose his vigor!
The villain was too powerful, making it too hard to move the plot along. Xiao Shou was suffering horribly from writer's block.
Just then, a man fell from the sky.
Xiao Shou: What the hell? Who are you?
Man: Long Batian.
Xiao Shou: How did you get out here?!
Long Batian: Because I know and can do everything.
Xiao Shou: ...What can I do for you?
Long Batian, expressionless: I'm here to demand an update.
Xiao Shou: .
Mini-scene 1:
Long Batian: I have a problem with my character design.
Xiao Shou: Big shot, let's talk this through. Put the knife away. I'll change it, okay?
Long Batian: Remove the part about serving nine shous in one night. Is that any way to treat a person?
Xiao Shou: Sure, sure. I'll delete the part about serving nine shous in one night and never losing his vigor.
Long Batian: ...Keep the part about never losing his vigor.
Xiao Shou: ?
Mini-scene 2:
Xiao Shou is stuck again.
Long Batian: What part can't you write this time?
Xiao Shou covers his face: Um, the sex scene.
Long Batian: ...
Long Batian: Come here. I'll teach you.
Xiao Shou: Wow! Thanks, big shot!
Wait, you said you'd teach me to write. Why are you pulling at my clothes?
Theme: May kind people always be treated gently by the world.
Awesome! ! ! Gong is really cute, Gong and Shou are both little angels! ! !
Hahaha, fanfic written by Tangtang herself
Finished spreading flowers! ! ! !
@KuiKuijia's Sheep: Dad, life is really beautiful. Please love the world again. The sunset will shine on you and you will be happy. Don't give up on yourself because of those bad people and things. You are really great. Don't punish yourself needlessly. The people who really deserve punishment haven't been sentenced yet. How can you give up so easily? ! !
@KuiKuijia's Sheep: Dad, life is really beautiful. Please love the world again. The sunset will shine on you and you will be happy. Don't give up on yourself because of those bad people and things. You are really great. Don't punish yourself needlessly. The people who really deserve punishment haven't been sentenced yet. How can you give up so easily? ! !
Ah ah ah, three brushes are over
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Tianzi is so miserable but I really want to laugh!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm embarrassed for Xiao Li
Hahaha, a fanfic written by my cousin
Awesome! ! ! Gong is really cute, Gong and Shou are both little angels! ! !
Hahaha, fanfic written by Tangtang herself
Finished spreading flowers! ! ! !
@KuiKuijia's Sheep: Dad, life is really beautiful. Please love the world again. The sunset will shine on you and you will be happy. Don't give up on yourself because of those bad people and things. You are really great. Don't punish yourself needlessly. The people who really deserve punishment haven't been sentenced yet. How can you give up so easily? ! !
@KuiKuijia's Sheep: Dad, life is really beautiful. Please love the world again. The sunset will shine on you and you will be happy. Don't give up on yourself because of those bad people and things. You are really great. Don't punish yourself needlessly. The people who really deserve punishment haven't been sentenced yet. How can you give up so easily? ! !
Ah ah ah, three brushes are over
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Tianzi is so miserable but I really want to laugh!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm embarrassed for Xiao Li
Ha