Pay to Win a Soulmate

A silly, sweet comedy is in the works. Check out my author page for "The Villain in My Book Came Out to Demand an Update [Transmigrated into a Book]." Blurb: Xiao Shou ventured into writing danmei and created a "perfect" villain named Long Batian. Long Batian knows everything and can do anything! Long Batian is seductive, wild, and peerless! Long Batian can service nine bottoms in one night and never lose his erection! The villain was too powerful, and moving the plot forward was too hard. Xiao Shou was suffering through the worst writer's block of his life. Just then, a man dropped from the sky. Xiao Shou: Holy crap, who are you? Man: Long Batian. Xiao Shou: How did you get out here?! Long Batian: Because I know everything and can do anything. Xiao Shou: ...What can I do for you? Long Batian, expressionless: Demand an update. Xiao Shou: . Little Scene 1: Long Batian: I have a problem with my character setting. Xiao Shou: Sir, please, let's talk this out. Put the knife away! I'll change it, okay? Long Batian: Remove the part about servicing nine bottoms. Is that any way to behave? Xiao Shou: Sure, sure. I'll delete the part about servicing nine bottoms and never losing your erection. Long Batian: ...Keep the part about never losing my erection. Xiao Shou: ? Little Scene 2: Xiao Shou got writer's block again. Long Batian: What part can't you write this time? Xiao Shou, covering his face: Um, the sex scene. Long Batian: ... Long Batian: Come here. I'll teach you. Xiao Shou: Wow! Thanks, boss! Wait, you said you'd teach me how to write it. Why are you pulling off my clothes?? Story blurb: [Keyboard MMO / utterly ridiculous comedy / split-personality antics / mutual pining / everyone gets exposed / rapid romance in-game, slower in real life, skip straight to Chapter 74 if you're impatient] One day, the biggest whale in Tianyuan: My in-game spouse dumped me. I'm quitting. The world chat went wild, the forums exploded, and the boss threatened to pull the funding. The unlucky planner Chen Yujian had no choice but to call an emergency meeting. Chen Yujian: Who'll go be the big whale's in-game partner? Planning team: The lead planner should go first if there's a problem. Chen Yujian: ...Fine. How do you make a big whale fall in love with you and become so deeply infatuated they can't escape? Chen Yujian came up with three plans and made three accounts. Thus began his new career of juggling personas to flirt with people. He never imagined he'd play the roles so well that he'd win over three of the server's four goddesses. Oh, and the last one was the big whale's alt. #What a coincidence, you're juggling personas to flirt with me too# #How does someone who gets exposed from the start make it safely to the end# A split-personality, big-spending whale seme x a split-personality, green-tea planner uke. Mutual pining, with voice changers keeping them from recognizing each other face-to-face. [Important notes]: A silly comedy, a silly comedy, a silly comedy. Don't read if you take things too seriously. The game setting is inspired by Jian Wang 3, with lots of original elements. Inspired by friends who work as game planners and friends who play games. This was finished before the news about the female game planner at Tianyu, thank you. Recommended story by a friend: "Every Day I Wake Up and See Them Tearing Each Other Apart Over Me" by Changge Huanmeng: Xue Dingbang just went on vacation to Las Vegas and came back with three men? His childhood friend, a domineering CEO type, lays the whole world at his feet. Yin Ren: "Dingbang, want some chalk? I bought the chalk company for you, so use as much as you like. Dingbang, need a place to stay? I bought you a mansion. It only cost a few hundred million, so make yourself at home." The white rose is fragile and pitiable, willing to brave anything for him. Zhang Bolun: "Mr. Xue, I heard you want to publish a book. Here's a contract I got from the big boss. Mr. Xue, I heard you want to enter a competition. Here's your entry permit." The red rose is passionate and untamed, obeying only him. Maeda Chris: "Master, if you choose them, I'll kill you, meow~" Xue Dingbang: "...Didn't you say you'd do whatever I said? Be good, okay?" Xue Dingbang fled in the middle of the night, and he fled in a hurry. He thought the plane was too slow, so he carried it away. As he left, he muttered angrily: What's wrong with you people? You're all acting weird! #What does it feel like to be pursued by a crazy beauty?# #What should you do if your childhood friend has had a crush on you for thirty years?# #Why is a gentle, mild-mannered man a seductress in private?# Xue Dingbang: Thanks for asking. I have no feelings. I only love math. Theme: If you keep striving, your dreams will become reality.