The Deadpan Pallas's Cat Makes It Big in Showbiz with Her Goofy Antics

My other novel, Raised by a Giant Serpent in the Stars, is now available. Come check it out~

[Coming up next: Raised by a Giant Serpent in the Stars, Daylight Ablaze, The Vampire Toddler and Her Five Hapless Dads, and The Entertainment World's Little Drama Queen Is Changing Her Persona Again Today. Please add them to your library!]

Mao Rongrong was a raccoon dog raised by Yuanshi Tianzun. She had no great ambitions and was content to laze around, so she still hadn't taken human form.

So she was thrown into an entertainment-industry novel and made to work in showbiz, giving her a taste of the joys of being human and inspiring her to work hard.

But instead of being inspired, she became even lazier.

So when the production crew cast Mao Rongrong as a female guest on a dating show, all the other guests tried their best to grab the spotlight, create romantic sparks, and give the audience opportunities to ship them.

Mao Rongrong just lay around like a salted fish, having lost all desire for worldly things.

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Next novel one: Raised by a Giant Serpent in the Stars

In the 1608 Star Era, technology advanced rapidly across the galaxy, and humanity evolved, reverting to beastfolk.

From then on, no pure-blooded humans remained in the Star Era.

But one day, Tao Tao transmigrated to the Star Era, becoming the only human on a planet ruled by beastfolk.

Seeing the mighty beastfolk around her, with their hard claws and sharp fangs, Tao Tao burst into frightened tears.

A strange beastfolk saw the weak little Tao Tao, with no fangs or hard shell, and assumed she was a poor abandoned cub.

So, wanting to do a good deed, they took her to an orphanage.

Not long afterward, Tao Tao, living at the orphanage, met a kind Mr. Serpent.

Mr. Serpent was troubled because the little one he'd brought home was far too timid.

She wanted so badly to touch the scales on his tail, but she was always too shy to reach out.

So one day, Mr. Serpent gently curled his tail around the little one and said softly, "You can touch my scales."

Tao Tao: I get to cuddle with Mr. Serpent!

So happy! =V=!

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Next novel two: Daylight Ablaze

In the distant future, people are born into a rigid hierarchy. Chen Yu, born in the Lower City, is considered one of the lowest class.

Perhaps she's naturally optimistic, or perhaps it's because she's never seen the prosperous world beyond.

Chen Yu thinks it's perfectly nice to live freely in the Lower City.

Until one quiet, moonlit night, in a filthy alley, she meets a gentle man who smiles at her despite being covered in blood.

As if possessed, Chen Yu takes him home to her little basement apartment.

She learns his name: Zhou Jingbai.

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Born a heaven-blessed prodigy, Zhou Jingbai is a sharp, gleaming blade, with the sole goal of unifying the empire.

But betrayed one day, he falls from grace and is forced to hide in the Lower City he despises.

The filthy alley reeks of smells that turn his stomach. So when he hears the faint footsteps of a woman approaching,

he ignores his pain, raises his head slightly toward the moon, and gives her a gentle smile.

Seeing admiration in her eyes, Zhou Jingbai feels contempt and disgust, but lets his smile deepen.

Just as expected, he gets the woman to take him home, where he enjoys the devotion of her sincere heart.

But to Zhou Jingbai, the love of someone from the lowest class is worthless. She isn't worthy of loving him.

So when he rises back to the heights, he feels no remorse as he grips her chin and forcefully pours a potion that muddles her memories down her throat, amid her screams and struggles.

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Chen Yu develops a memory disorder. In the dead of night, her mind fills with painful, jumbled memories.

During her treatment, she grows attached to her gentle attending physician and accepts his proposal.

But at the wedding banquet, when Chen Yu sees a strange man seated among the guests, her condition relapses. She trembles and screams uncontrollably.

In an instant, the wedding is ruined.

Amid the guests' laughter, the man approaches her step by step, smiling gently, though his gaze is cold as a blade. "Getting married? Did I give you permission?"

Chen Yu, her memories restored, weeps. "Zhou Jingbai, please, let me go."

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Next novel three: The Entertainment World's Little Drama Queen Is Changing Her Persona Again Today

The powerful tycoon Bo Jingyan and the infamously controversial actress Li Yanyan are a famous sham couple. They have zero interaction online or offline. Forget being a family sharing the same household registration, they barely know each other, like total strangers!

Industry rumors say Bo Jingyan and Li Yanyan signed a three-year marriage contract that would automatically end in divorce when the term expired.

The rumor was true. But on the night before their divorce, Li Yanyan was so excited that she hit her head while taking a bath.

When she woke up, her perception was muddled, and she firmly believed she was a woman with thousands of personas at her disposal! She also thought Bo Jingyan was completely under her spell!

[Sweet and delicate heroine persona]

"Big brother, don't you like this wall? Why haven't you pinned me against it and kissed me yet?"

Standing at the base of the city wall, Li Yanyan blinked at the tycoon with a coy, bashful look and reminded him, "When you kiss me, your eyes should be red as you grip my waist, and you should say, 'I'd give you my life'~"

"..." Bo Jingyan took a deep breath. He glanced at the tourists around them, all watching with excitement and getting ready to pull out their phones and call the police. Through gritted teeth, he said, "Come on, let's find another wall to kiss against! I don't like doing it at the foot of the city wall!"

[Queen of the fish pond persona]

"A Yan, you're being naughty." Li Yanyan parted her beautiful red lips, her voice alluring and seductive, as she looked at the strange woman facing Bo Jingyan with a knowing smile.

She lifted a hand, and her soft fingertips slid gently along his jaw and Adam's apple. Her finger lightly teased him like she was playing with a cat, then finally gripped his tie and tugged hard.

She leaned close to his ear and smiled, her breath fragrant. "A Yan, your big sister has lots of fish. If this happens again, you won't deserve a place in her pond."

"It won't happen again," Bo Jingyan said, his Adam's apple bobbing as he kept a straight face. "She came on to me. I told her to get lost."

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The three-year term has expired, and people in the industry wonder every day whether this sham couple will ever get divorced! But no one could have imagined that one day, a gossip blogger would photograph Bo Jingyan accompanying Li Yanyan to the obstetrics and gynecology department, never leaving her side!

Everyone: Damn! Not only did they stay married, they even have a baby on the way!

Bo Jingyan later clarified:

[We went to the hospital because Yanyan was uncomfortable during her period. We're working on the baby, so don't ask!]

Theme: Live life with determination