Becoming a Tycoon in the Detective Conan World

[OOC warning: Read with caution! Also, this is a completely chaotic story, so readers who care about canon details should stay away!] [30% of the story is locked against piracy. Please consider before reading.] Also known as: "Cousin, Everything You Smashed Was Bought with My Money"; "Cousin, As a Police Officer, Is It Really Okay to Destroy Public Property Like That?"; "All Those Years, I Funded the FBI's Equipment"; "I Am the Man Behind Detective Conan" Zhen Xiu transmigrated. And he brought a System with him. The dress-up System had plenty of expensive clothes and jewelry, and not much else. While everyone else played dress-up, adopted secret identities, and acted mysterious, Zhen Xiu waved a hand and sold everything for cash, achieving true financial freedom. In no time, Zhen Xiu had risen to the top of the wealth rankings. At last, he could lie flat and enjoy the bliss of making money even while he slept. But then he realized he seemed to be spending more than he earned. He invested in the Suzuki Conglomerate, and Suzuki Tower was blown up? Repair it. He invested in the Atobe Conglomerate, and a cruise ship sank? Pay them back. He invested in the Akashi Conglomerate, and a sports arena was blown up? Build another one. He invested in the Nakiri Conglomerate, and an important member was murdered? Investigate... He'd thought he was in for a life of lounging around, but somehow he ended up cleaning up everyone else's messes. Zhen Xiu was done with this life. He was done with these ridiculous relatives, too. They could all do whatever they wanted! Before the family ties were revealed. When the eternal elementary schooler broke something, this was what he said: "S-sorry, Brother Hibiki. I didn't mean to." Didn't mean to? Suzuki Tower was riddled with bullets, the Suzuki Art Museum was bombed, a newly built amusement park was attacked, a cruise ship sank, and the sports arena became unusable. Even the newly built superconducting maglev train went flying and smashed two things at once... Right, you really didn't mean to. After all, you weren't the one who destroyed them. But you were definitely involved. What could poor Zhen Xiu do? He could only wave a hand and insist that the guilty should pay, then face off against the Black Organization, pirates, and terrorists, dutifully handling the logistics. A certain public security officer was also very apologetic. After all, breaking things had been unavoidable. Zhen Xiu really wanted to slap him. What would a well-fed, undercover public security officer like you know? Those things cost money... After the family ties were revealed. He'd thought this bunch might finally rein themselves in. But no. There was a full-on firefight on his cousin's end, a real-life Fast and Furious scene, and he still found time to call and yell, "Hurry up! We're running out of time!" What could he do? He could only rush over to help. His undercover cousin wasn't satisfied with speeding around in a car and just had to take a plane out for a Fast and Furious stunt. When it was over, he told him, "The plane sank. I'm out at sea." What could he do? He had to go fish the man out! His lover, an FBI agent with a secret identity, had stopped blowing up the Organization and switched to research, but this wasn't the first time he'd asked for spare parts, weapons, cars, or research funding. What could he do? He could only wave his hand and approve it all. In the middle of the night, Zhen Xiu still sighed over how nobody else could be a rich guy quite like him. Couple: Xiu and Shu The protagonist can do anything! [Warning: This story is a total wish-fulfillment fantasy. A total wish-fulfillment fantasy. A total wish-fulfillment fantasy. Just enjoy the fun. If you can't accept that, feel free to pass. My writing has always been this bad, so don't come here if you want to complain.] Theme: Life needs a little something out of the ordinary