When final exams ended, the devilish question-setter Bai Yiqiu was once again cursed by netizens and shot to the top of the trending list, becoming the man college students hated most.
The top comment was a wish that he would live happily ever after, just like the protagonist of Every Man in the World Loves Me.
Deeply moved, Bai Yiqiu went to see just how happy the protagonist was, and opened the door to a whole new world.
Bai Yiqiu: Damn! What do you mean, a romance between one man and six men? What are all these choosing-a-consort antics and chaotic love triangles? This is terrifying!
Even more terrifying, after Bai Yiqiu fell into a storm drain, he woke up to find himself the harem-loving male lead of a ridiculous novel...
The book's heartthrob is destined to have six powerful love interests, each harder to handle than the last. Bai Yiqiu puts his innate skills as a die-hard single guy to work and holds his ground.
Ghost King: I'll give you my Hundred Ghost Umbrella. From now on, when other people fight, they summon minions. When you fight, you summon a hundred ghosts. How cool is that?
Bai Yiqiu: Just say you want me to pay your ghosts' wages.
Celestial Master: I'll teach you how to summon lightning. It'll connect you to the Three Realms' Wi-Fi, and you can report anyone who bullies you, whether they're human, ghost, or god!
Bai Yiqiu: Give me a break. Wouldn't tying a wire to myself be faster?
Childhood Friend: Wherever you go, I'll go. I'll follow you to the ends of the earth. I'm sure one day the clouds will part and the moon will shine again.
Bai Yiqiu: I'm the sun.
Movie Star: I've saved the male lead role in my next film for you. I'll make you the object of everyone's dreams.
Bai Yiqiu: I'd rather not act in gay porn, thanks.
CEO: I bought all the five-star-rated guesthouses you reviewed online. You can stay wherever you want when you travel.
Bai Yiqiu: I'm old. I can't party anymore. I just want to be a shut-in.
Mysterious Man: You've been avoiding me this whole time? Fine, let's make a bet. If you succeed in avoiding me, I'll let you have your way with me. If you fail, you'll let me have my way with you.
Bai Yiqiu: Close the door! Bring out the Hundred Ghost Umbrella!
This story is also known as:
#Every Day I Race to Answer Questions to Reject Romance#
#I Turned a Romance Novel into a College Entrance Exam Question Bank by Answering Questions#
#Everyone Envies My Love Life, but I Just Want to Be Single#
[Note: Updates once a week]
One-on-one romance, a short, sweet treat. Come and enjoy, cuties! ^_^
[Please add my upcoming novel, Mistakenly Entering the Interstellar World After Ascension, to your reading list]
Synopsis:
After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Xi Yan worked diligently until he finally reached ascension. Full of anticipation, he prepared to head to heaven and become the God of Wealth, only to be greeted by a blast from a particle cannon.
Xi Yan: Don't shoot me in the face!!!
Three hundred years of hard work, undone by a single blast. Xi Yan was left with nothing but a wisp of his primordial spirit. Borrowing the body of someone who had just died, he began another life as a transmigrated soul.
Xi Yan: Yay, I'm a newbie again~
With life experience from three different worlds, Xi Yan uses a fresh new account and his newly acquired identity to cooperate obediently with his kidnappers and become a hostage in an interstellar pirate base. But before long, he usurps power and becomes the Pirate King.
Xi Yan: New world, same old me! Still a tough guy! *poses with hands on hips*
The Pirate King wages war across the stars. The Pirate King forges trade alliances. The Pirate King wipes out the other interstellar pirates and seizes control of an entire stretch of space, knocking out the front teeth of his rival, the Skeleton King, as a trophy.
The Pirate King frees himself, transforms into a weak young heir, and goes home to attend military school and join the army. His outstanding military service even earns him a private audience with the Emperor.
In the hall, with only the two of them present, the Emperor opens his mouth, revealing that he's missing two front teeth. "Well, well. We meet again."
Xi Yan: "Shut up. You're ugly enough to hurt my eyes."
Qin Qian: (╬￣皿￣)
*Original cover art by Xi Lingmo. Font purchased.
*Please check out my completed novels: Mistakenly Entering the World of Magic After Ascension, Catlike Players Playing Hide-and-Seek [Infinite], and The Drama Queen Celestial Master Catches Ghosts in Every Way. Give them a look~
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Theme:
Kangxi Was So Shocked He Fainted After Watching My Online Course on Modern History
The All-Round Son-in-Law: Buy One, Get One Free
The First Novelist in Ancient Times to Earn a Marquisate
I, the White Bone Demon, Rule the Campus
What's It Like to Be a Top Student at a School Where You Transmigrate into a Book?
When Fanfiction Is Presented to the Qin Emperor and Emperor Wu of Han
I Rely on My Ancestors to Conquer Infinite Games
Warning! Dangerous Player Intrusion!
I Ascended, Then Accidentally Entered a Galactic World
Mistakenly Entering a Magical World After Ascension
After My Pets Gained Human Intelligence, I Became a Millionaire
Earth-Shattering Explosion [Infinite]
Sudden, caught off guard...
Why did it end? I still want 100 chapters!
This civilization could obviously be expanded to more than 100 chapters... Why is it not there?
It ended like this, I was in a daze and couldn't come back to my senses
I didn't finish the job and didn't run away. Zong Hejiang didn't have any role at all. I'm convinced... Emotions are handled too hastily
Is there any update? QAQ
I only have one update and 3,000 words in two weeks, really. . . Emmm, although I'm not afraid of waiting, after all, I have experienced the training of a moon girl. Now that I think about it, Tianshi felt uncomfortable before, and it could be understood that Slice's attack was sensitive or something like that. But it's really rare for me to see Slice Gong being jealous in the same world.
As for the weekly update, it's been two weeks
It's great to have double updates, but I want to ask: Who is the attacker? (It's not that you really shouldn't engage in such nonsense when writing about stock buying.) Second: Is this article updated daily, weekly, or by chance?
So the butler passed away(?)