You Can't Get Strong by Spending Money [Football]

[No need for 998! Just 98! Take home the official beta version of the soccer PC game! Sexy soccer kings kiss live online! Bootylicious goalkeepers deal cards right before your eyes! Just 98! Just 98! You'll fall in love with this feeling, just like me!]

After pouring every last cent into Fortress x Night, Lin Zhi slipped up and bought this trash game with its flashy, rainbow-colored ad page. It combined card collecting, storylines, and grinding, along with a third-person mode full of male-male fanservice designed to pander to female players.

Lin Zhi scoffed at the developer's lack of scruples. He selected the first-person perspective, using the tomboyish, pretty soccer girl template to block all the uncomfortable BL storylines.

But only after the 98-yuan price tag drove him to finish the main story, side quests, and event stages, and max out every card's affection and level, did he belatedly realize, as the characters on those cards started saying and doing all sorts of weird things, that this so-called first-person perspective was actually the legendary otome mode.

Pursued by a bunch of grown men confessing their love, Zhi Zhi smashed his keyboard in a rage and got transported into this idiotic game. All the maxed-out cards he once owned had turned into real-life soccer stars.

[Ding!

Please clear the game's story within the time limit, or you will become a real, penis-less soccer girl, dear!]

Lin Zhi: ... [Losing control of his emotions.jpg]

P.S.

1. Zhi Zhi has a built-in affection boost for maxed-out cards. If he can't get through the embarrassing real-person otome storyline, the System will change his sex painlessly [Funny.jpg].

2. This is a goofy, satisfying story. All the cards in the game are real-life soccer stars, and soccer matches are just a side element. You don't need to know anything about soccer to enjoy it.