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Coming soon next door: I'm a Jerk of an Alpha, but I Want to Have a Baby. The blurb is at the end of this one. Please add it to your collection!
CP: He Zheng x Zhuang Shu
Zhuang Shu is a top employee in the Crazy Antagonist Department of the Transmigration Bureau, specializing in all kinds of failed attempts to destroy the world, turning evil, turning love into hate, and physical as well as psychological madness. Thanks to his hard work and outstanding performance, he has been specially approved for retirement.
His retirement bonus is a transmigration into a male-lead career-power fantasy novel as a background character, where he can enjoy a life of wealth and luxury.
The bonus description says: Good looks, money, family, and a career. No need to risk your life fighting anyone. A peaceful, pleasant life, a paradise for retirement!
Zhuang Shu is quite satisfied and immediately drops in.
At the school gate, a man casually tosses him a velvet ring box. “Go home and take good care of the kid.”
Then he rolls up the car window and drives off without looking back, on his way to conquer the world.
Zhuang Shu: ???
Only then does Zhuang Shu learn that his brief, two-hundred-character introduction in this novel covers having money, thanks to his husband; having a family, as a stepfather; and having a career, albeit one so obscure he can barely get work...
Most importantly, his son is sixteen, and he is twenty!
Zhuang Shu: Don't think that just because I'm retired, I can't still pick up a knife! I'll flatten the Transmigration Bureau!
*
The first time they meet, his bargain-bin stepson, He Lan, is getting beaten up by a group of people, his eyes full of daggers and his heart full of resentment.
Zhuang Shu effortlessly pins He Lan to the ground when the boy takes out his anger on him. What a promising little psycho. Since I'm just sitting around anyway, why not train a successor for fun?
He grips He Lan's chin. “Hate it? Resent it? Why not start with a small goal: take out your dad and inherit his billions?”
He Lan is dumbfounded. Does Old He know what kind of thing he married?
*
He learns that his stepson has been bullied from online matches to real life because of the hottest mobile game, Martial War, getting thoroughly and comprehensively steamrolled.
Zhuang Shu registers like an ordinary person, logs in politely, then spends money like a madman, killing the other side until they quit the game. He rises to second place in the server's power rankings.
He Lan and his buddies: Long live the guild master!
Zhuang Shu: Second place is nothing to brag about.
Under everyone's watchful gaze, the number-one player sends Zhuang Shu an invitation
[Heaven and earth as witness, beneath the same sun, the number-one swordsman “Bian Zhuo Has Retired” seeks the hand of “Zhuang Shu Is Number One Under Heaven.”]
Movie emperor Bian Zhuo! The server explodes!
While the entire game world waits to pick up red envelopes, He Lan jumps out and shouts
[Stop fooling around! “Zhuang Shu Is Number One Under Heaven” is my dad! My father is still alive!]
Old He, who has received a black-and-gold co-branded card and spent a million on game credits: Why does this card look a little green?
*
Zhuang Shu becomes famous thanks to the game, and the company invites him to take part in a family variety show.
His reputation in the industry was already in ruins, and he was being attacked from all sides and mocked from every direction.
[Obscure nobody Zhuang Shu, stop trying to ride on my brother's fame!]
[Is everyone at Bian Zhuo's company dead? Sue this nobody!]
[So gross. A nobody ranked three hundred and eighty-something, washing his face with red wine to act like some rich madam!]
To train his successor, He Lan, Zhuang Shu gives the show everything he's got. Father and son carve out their own path, winning countless fans. In no time, they become wildly popular and attract every shade of hate.
One CP pairing after another springs up. Rumor has it: Zhuang Shu remarried, is raising a child as a widower, and is totally shippable!
He Lan grits his teeth and tags his biological father: Old He, wake up! Your wife is about to be stolen!
The richest man, He Zheng, issues a stern statement through his lawyer: Any slander against Mr. He Zheng's beloved, Mr. Zhuang Shu, will be met with legal action.
[My brother is the real nobody! Get on your knees and apologize!]
[Bian Zhuo isn't worthy of him. He's not worthy even if he throws himself at him! Please leave him alone!]
[The richest man's wife only washes his face with red wine. Frugal and thrifty, a real homemaker!]
*
A bonus livestream during the show.
The director asks: What kind of Zhuang Shu does the richest man, He Zheng, find most attractive?
He Zheng answers frankly: Zhuang Shu is very alluring when he's forceful.
The director asks: Then could Mr. Zhuang Shu show us what that alluring forcefulness looks like?
Zhuang Shu thinks for a moment, then looks at He Zheng. “Baby, come here and get on your knees!”
He Zheng reaches out and covers the camera, killing the feed.
The audience: Imagining how much fun they're having, six stars! :)
Note: In this setting, same-sex marriage is legal, and the child is not biologically theirs. The Transmigration Bureau is only part of the protagonist's background. This story has no fantasy elements.
Coming soon: I'm a Jerk of an Alpha, but I Want to Have a Baby. Please add it to your collection!
1. Sui Yuan is a top-tier alpha and the biggest playboy in the entire Star Chain, with a terrible reputation.
He cups a little omega's face and cruelly says, “Darling, we don't need to see each other anymore.”
Behind him, the pretty little omega with silver hair and green eyes quietly sheds a tear. “But Yuri loves you so much.”
But then an accident happens: the last omega heir of the Sui family dies unexpectedly.
To preserve the family's legacy, Sui Yuan has no choice but to take medication. Using his top-tier alpha body as an omega, he must try to have two babies in three years.
The alphas across the Star Chain are stirred into a frenzy, flocking to take part in the matching process.
Sui Yuan sits amid the stench of their pheromones, his face dark with anger, and swears to slaughter them all!
2. Yuri is an omega whose secondary gender differentiation was incomplete. After Sui Yuan abandons him, he undergoes a second differentiation, becoming a top-tier alpha.
When news arrives from the family that Sui Yuan is being matched with partners, Yuri resorts to every means to secure a spot and sets off to join him.
The desire to pin Sui Yuan beneath him and take his revenge without restraint makes him tremble with excitement.
A compatibility rate of 90 percent gets him through the first round with ease. Now it's down to who can make Sui Yuan successfully build a nest.
Who can? If I kill them, I'll be the only one who can.
In the end, when the door opens in the darkness, Yuri is the only one there.
Sui Yuan lies beneath the bed curtains like a sacrificial offering, irresistibly alluring.
Yuri's cool skin presses against him as a huge black python spirit takes shape.
“Uncle, please build a nest for me...”
Theme: Putting yourself in someone else's shoes is the foundation of communication within a family.
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There is an evil spirit in the heart that crazily criticizes beautiful women and suffers them
Qiao Liang's mother was a famous crazy beauty in Hong Kong City. She was burned to death together with the young master of the Qiao family.
Eleven-year-old Qiao Liang returned to the Song family and met Song Shiyang who was digging graves for wild cats.
The two children, who were not taken seriously, survived in the cannibalistic Song family.
Many years later, in order to gain control of the Song family, Song Shiyang decided to marry into the He family.
The night the news was released, Qiao Liang, who held the decisive shareholding, blocked him.
The moonlight shone on his face, pale: "I will give you the right to vote in exchange for you... To sleep in my bed."
The next day, the engagement was broken off, the whole city was shocked, and the young master of the He family left abroad.
From being unknown to being in the limelight.
Qiao Liang and Song Shiyang firmly controlled the Song family due to the dual entanglement of interests and emotions.
Song Shiyang is the joy that Qiao Liang can't talk about, can't think about, but can't forget.
Qiao Liang is the Song family's knife, the Song family's dog, and the poisonous flower that blooms on the dead wood of Yituan Wuxin.
He climbed up paranoid and became a beauty knife stained with dirty blood.
But he didn't expect that in exchange, He Chuan would return to China, and the Song and He families would talk about marriage again.
Qiao Liang touched the other half of the bed and realized that even after eleven years of sleeping, there was no warmth at all.
You don't have to keep what you can't get!
Qiao Liang betrayed Song Shiyang, half of the Song family's property changed hands, and Song Shiyang's status was in jeopardy.
On the last night of equity voting, Qiao Liang suddenly received a diagnosis.
The friend saw that he was hesitating: "Qiao Liang, if you are tough-talking, you'd better be tough to the end. Never, never be soft-hearted."
The words came true. At the last moment, the vote was betrayed, and Qiao Liang went to hell with the evil spirit who wanted to kill Song Shiyang.
After that, like his paranoid and crazy mother, he burned down the Song family's old house.
Song Shiyang, who only had time to face the scorched earth, vowed to capture Qiao Liang.
If we can't be together, it's better to be connected by hatred!
Many years later, Song Shiyang squatted at the door of the ward, holding Qiao Wei's ankles, and carefully put on his slippers, not like a pampered young master.
Qiao Liang lowered his eyes: "Young Master, if the drama is overdone, it will be boring."
Song Shiyang paused slightly: "The ground is too cold."
Qiao Liang smiled: "I gave you half my life, and I didn't ask you to kneel here and put on shoes for a loser."
Song Shiyang's eyes were red: "Don't be like this, okay? Please."
Song Shiyang held the thermos soup cup and carefully opened the door.
Qiao Liang's bathrobe was messy, wet black hair hung in front of his forehead, and he held a slender cigarette between his fingers, which was not a brand he often smoked.
Song Shiyang was shocked to realize something was wrong and asked, "What are you doing?"
Qiao Liang leaned against the door, folded his arms and chuckled: "How happy."
Song Shiyang's jaw tightened, and on the verge of rage, he could only say: "Don't catch a cold."
Qiao Liang put out the cigarette: Men are just cheap. When you love him, he wants your life. You give your life to him, but he turns around and fawns over you. Tell me, is he born a cheap person?
I've finished reading it. In fact, this article is also very interesting. The author's writing style is good and the characters are good. Perhaps because the elements of the article are relatively complicated, some readers did not persist in reading it and there were few comments. The article goes from bringing up the cubs to revenge. It's not that it's not exciting, but it's just that you can't imagine the plot behind it just by reading the text and the first 20 chapters. It might lose a group of readers. I also insisted on reading this article because I admired the author's writing style and plot in "Eldest Brother", which I follow. In addition, the author really likes the Zimbabwe Terrier hahahaha.
I feel like Ding Shanshan's story line could have been rounded out a little more. It feels like it's neither good nor bad.
I read two books in two days. I liked this one more. It was a joy to read throughout, except for the scene where Peng Ranwang exposed Ding Shanshan, which made me a little angry. This character design is okay, and Gong who lives in the small theater in the early stage is quite cute. Later in the variety show, I felt that the character of the protagonist was a bit broken. One second he was able to defeat the parkour contestants on the camera crew, but the next second he was jumping around and catching chickens, which was a bit confusing. Since he is a professional villain in the 99th generation, not to mention other various skills, he should be slightly involved, and his personality should not be like this. The character of the mother and father of the best mother and father is quite good, and she can stand up better. I hope my paper people will last forever and the big cubs will have a bright future.
Ah, I want to see Helan's kid's CP
It's nice to watch, but it ends a bit abruptly? ? ?
Finished with flowers~ I don't like the secondary CP too much. I jumped to watch them first just to see who is attacking and who is suffering. As expected, the actor's little friend is suffering~hohohohohoho~ but the main CP is also so sweet and a redemption type hehehehehe
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Finished spreading flowers!
But I feel like some things are still not explained clearly.
The author's writing skills are very good. I can't stop reading it if I click on it. There is a lot of content but it is well integrated and very innovative. I'm a bookworm and I rarely read articles these days. This one is very good. There is one thing about the protagonist. I feel that in the early stage, the character design should be day and night, but in the later stage, there is a little bit of collapse. It is too soft. The villain who has experienced so many times should be free and easy even if he is loved and feared.
Click to watch "Hen Hai Qing Tian". It's true that I love you, and it's true that I don't want you anymore... Please give me an advance copy of "The Beauty with Femme-Scorpion Disease Is Heartbroken" There is an evil spirit in the heart that crazily criticizes beautiful women and suffers them Qiao Liang's mother was a famous crazy beauty in Hong Kong City. She was burned to death together with the young master of the Qiao family. Eleven-year-old Qiao Liang returned to the Song family and met Song Shiyang who was digging graves for wild cats. The two children, who were not taken seriously, survived in the cannibalistic Song family. Many years later, in order to gain control of the Song family, Song Shiyang decided to marry into the He family. The night the news was released, Qiao Liang, who held the decisive shareholding, blocked him. The moonlight shone on his face, pale: "I will give you the right to vote in exchange for you... To sleep in my bed." The next day, the engagement was broken off, the whole city was shocked, and the young master of the He family left abroad. From being unknown to being in the limelight. Qiao Liang and Song Shiyang firmly controlled the Song family due to the dual entanglement of interests and emotions. Song Shiyang is the joy that Qiao Liang can't talk about, can't think about, but can't forget. Qiao Liang is the Song family's knife, the Song family's dog, and the poisonous flower that blooms on the dead wood of Yituan Wuxin. He climbed up paranoid and became a beauty knife stained with dirty blood. But he didn't expect that in exchange, He Chuan would return to China, and the Song and He families would talk about marriage again. Qiao Liang touched the other half of the bed and realized that even after eleven years of sleeping, there was no warmth at all. You don't have to keep what you can't get! Qiao Liang betrayed Song Shiyang, half of the Song family's property changed hands, and Song Shiyang's status was in jeopardy. On the last night of equity voting, Qiao Liang suddenly received a diagnosis. The friend saw that he was hesitating: "Qiao Liang, if you are tough-talking, you'd better be tough to the end. Never, never be soft-hearted." The words came true. At the last moment, the vote was betrayed, and Qiao Liang went to hell with the evil spirit who wanted to kill Song Shiyang. After that, like his paranoid and crazy mother, he burned down the Song family's old house. Song Shiyang, who only had time to face the scorched earth, vowed to capture Qiao Liang. If we can't be together, it's better to be connected by hatred! Many years later, Song Shiyang squatted at the door of the ward, holding Qiao Wei's ankles, and carefully put on his slippers, not like a pampered young master. Qiao Liang lowered his eyes: "Young Master, if the drama is overdone, it will be boring." Song Shiyang paused slightly: "The ground is too cold." Qiao Liang smiled: "I gave you half my life, and I didn't ask you to kneel here and put on shoes for a loser." Song Shiyang's eyes were red: "Don't be like this, okay? Please." Song Shiyang held the thermos soup cup and carefully opened the door. Qiao Liang's bathrobe was messy, wet black hair hung in front of his forehead, and he held a slender cigarette between his fingers, which was not a brand he often smoked. Song Shiyang was shocked to realize something was wrong and asked, "What are you doing?" Qiao Liang leaned against the door, folded his arms and chuckled: "How happy." Song Shiyang's jaw tightened, and on the verge of rage, he could only say: "Don't catch a cold." Qiao Liang put out the cigarette: Men are just cheap. When you love him, he wants your life. You give your life to him, but he turns around and fawns over you. Tell me, is he born a cheap person?
I've finished reading it. In fact, this article is also very interesting. The author's writing style is good and the characters are good. Perhaps because the elements of the article are relatively complicated, some readers did not persist in reading it and there were few comments. The article goes from bringing up the cubs to revenge. It's not that it's not exciting, but it's just that you can't imagine the plot behind it just by reading the text and the first 20 chapters. It might lose a group of readers. I also insisted on reading this article because I admired the author's writing style and plot in "Eldest Brother", which I follow. In addition, the author really likes the Zimbabwe Terrier hahahaha.
I feel like Ding Shanshan's story line could have been rounded out a little more. It feels like it's neither good nor bad.
I read two books in two days. I liked this one more. It was a joy to read throughout, except for the scene where Peng Ranwang exposed Ding Shanshan, which made me a little angry. This character design is okay, and Gong who lives in the small theater in the early stage is quite cute. Later in the variety show, I felt that the character of the protagonist was a bit broken. One second he was able to defeat the parkour contestants on the camera crew, but the next second he was jumping around and catching chickens, which was a bit confusing. Since he is a professional villain in the 99th generation, not to mention other various skills, he should be slightly involved, and his personality should not be like this. The character of the mother and father of the best mother and father is quite good, and she can stand up better. I hope my paper people will last forever and the big cubs will have a bright future.
Ah, I want to see Helan's kid's CP
It's nice to watch, but it ends a bit abruptly? ? ?
Finished with flowers~ I don't like the secondary CP too much. I jumped to watch them first just to see who is attacking and who is suffering. As expected, the actor's little friend is suffering~hohohohohoho~ but the main CP is also so sweet and a redemption type hehehehehe
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Finished spreading flowers! But I feel like some things are still not explained clearly.
The author's writing skills are very good. I can't stop reading it if I click on it. There is a lot of content but it is well integrated and very innovative. I'm a bookworm and I rarely read articles these days. This one is very good. There is one thing about the protagonist. I feel that in the early stage, the character design should be day and night, but in the later stage, there is a little bit of collapse. It is too soft. The villain who has experienced so many times should be free and easy even if he is loved and feared.