Air-Dropped into a Divorce Hearing at a Tycoon's Home [Book Transmigration]

Trigger warnings, please read carefully: The seme is trashy for a reason early on. He didn't sleep with anyone else! He didn't sleep with anyone else! He didn't sleep with anyone else! The child belongs to the seme and the uke! If you don't have the patience, read Chapter 23, "The Thief," first. Please don't leave negative reviews without reading the full story! If you can't be patient, just treat this as a novel with a bizarre setup, a trashy seme and a pathetic uke, and no angst for the seme. Spare the author, and spare yourself. Don't read it! The small-time internet celebrity You Yi transmigrates into the miserable neglected wife in the novel The Abandoned Husband of a Wealthy Family. His arrival is quite the spectacle. The original character throws hot tea over his wealthy husband and five lawyers, turning them all into tea eggs, then refuses to sign a divorce agreement worth fifteen billion. You Yi counts the zeros and signs with a flourish: I agree! (If I'm rich, why do I need a husband? There are golden hunks everywhere, just waiting for me to catch them!) The lawyers: !!! The husband, Lu Di: !!! The malicious little white flower sobs: Brother You, it's all my fault. If I hadn't let it slip, you wouldn't have divorced Mr. Lu. You Yi: Don't mention it. Once the compensation comes through, I'll give you five percent. Go buy yourself some candy. The malicious little white flower: ??? Lu Di, eavesdropping: ??? Three weeks later, the "Desperate Househusband" System finally appears, delayed by a transmission lag. System: Host, please complete the task of refusing to get divorced. You Yi: I already signed the divorce papers, damn it! System: Activating emergency response. You Yi gets a call from his lawyer: Mr. You, the doctor has confirmed that you're five weeks pregnant, so you aren't eligible for a divorce. You Yi: WTF!!! Lu Di: Heh, you're pretty good at playing hard to get. Product-Promoting Prince Charming, Iron-Teethed, Steel-Jawed Little White Rabbit uke, drama queen x Denies His Feelings, Falls Hard, Wife-Doting Demon seme My completed novels: Historical danmei, serious drama: This Prince Is Delicate Modern absurd comedy: If the Villain Doesn't Dote on Me, I'll Go Crazy Modern danmei comedy: The Delicate Demon Lord Who Married into a Wealthy Family Theme: