Cultivating Immortality Into a □□ King

Possessed by the God of Bad Luck, used by the God of Poverty, hunted by negative energy, and finally driven out of his own body, only to turn into a Hello Kitty? He Zheli never knew his body was such a delicious piece of char siu. A bottom with at least a little self-respect, he resolutely sets off on an irreversible path of cultivation to reclaim his own chrysanthemum and save his top's cucumber... Wait a second... The cultivation school recommended by two utterly unreliable gods is the Great Immortal Realm Technical College, nicknamed the Great Tech Institute. He Zheli stands outside the "Tech Institute," close to tears! He Zheli: "What? The entrance exam is incubating spirit eggs?" He Zheli: "Damn it! The talisman studies exam is on a computer! And the spellcraft exam has a listening section?!" He Zheli: "What the hell! Why am I the test subject for the whole class's basic pill-making experiments?" Author: "I've got an iron wok lid made from ancestral refined steel. I've decided to give it to you!" Theme: