[Thor] A God, a God, All Sparkly

Sorry, everyone, I'm changing the setting.

Chubby little Thor accidentally finds an injured woman.

In the darkness, her golden hair is a little messy, tied up high, and she looks quite heroic. She's wearing a pale, loose turtleneck sweater that's a little tattered.

She seems a bit familiar.

The only strange thing is that a bloodstained bandage is wrapped around her right eye. It seems... she can't see.

"You're from Asgard," he says with certainty.

"But I don't know you."

The woman sounds a little distant.

Her blue eyes look at him.

Silence.

"…"

Distant.

So distant it feels hopeless.

But...

Thor: ...

He! Has! Fallen!

Thor: ...Mom, this is incredible. You're going to have a daughter-in-law!

Battle-worn female Thor × Thor

That's right! Thor has fallen for himself!! (Not really)