The Comprehensive Coworker Identity Change Plan (Iron Man)

The new temp, Dawn, really admires her superior and colleague Steve Rogers because he's so responsible and values equality! Steve: "Dawn may look weak, but she's powerful. I believe she can become an excellent soldier!" Dawn: [Ahhh, I'm dead!] She likes her other superior, Tony Stark, less. He's a chauvinist, rather crude, and never pulls his punches when he speaks. Stark: "Your name sounds like a female extra in some romance novel from the 1980s." Dawn: (▼皿▼#) He's sexist too! But after they go to the battlefield... Dawn: "Captain, can I beat them?" Steve: "Don't worry, they're weak!" They charge in together. Steve comes out unscathed. Dawn doesn't die, but gets beaten half to death. The second time... Dawn: "Mr. Stark, I-I can't beat them, can I?" Stark: "Don't worry, they're weak!" Then he takes her out for milk tea and a hamburger. Captain America wipes out the enemy by himself! Dawn! Has fallen for someone else!