[Western Crossover] If Life Lets You Down

Anti-piracy ratio: 30%, delay: 24 hours~ This is a hilarious, ridiculous comedy that will make your stomach hurt from laughing. Take a deep breath before you read, especially if you're sneaking a look at a novel during class. Keep it together (this is important), or you and your phone could be in danger of losing your lives :) My upcoming novel, "Did Avada Kedavra Claim Anyone Today?", has the same goofy style as always. Blurb: This novel is completely ridiculous. If it doesn't make you laugh your head off, I'll admit defeat :) For the first 23 years of her life, Jessie was a seasoned foodie. She was convinced this System had it in for her, making her feel the world's deep, deep malice. Don't get the wrong idea. It really was malicious. That's right. Ever since Jessie became bound to the System, she could only feed on malice. Looking at plate after plate of delicious food whose taste she could no longer make out, she could only despair. So naturally, she turned evil. Don't ask how she went dark. She had a strong sense of what it meant to be someone's daughter :) She had to uphold the family tradition! Her father, a master of making a scene: (proudly) That's my daughter, all right. She's just like me. Her three siblings: No wonder she's our little sister :) The superheroes: Can someone save the Ransier family's moral compass? Honestly, thanks a lot to this whole family. The villains have all been behaving like frightened mice lately. The moment they hear the name Ransier, they turn tail and run. The little Spider-Man hesitates. His father-in-law gives him a quiet glance, and he quickly declares with righteous conviction: I think the Ransier family's moral compass is pretty... normal (swallows hard). The girl starts out timid, but gradually changes. Trust me, her final form won't disappoint :), because she's someone's daughter, after all. A master of making a scene can't afford to lose face! Original novel coming next: "Crazy Game" Warning! Warning! All of humanity is trapped in an ultimate trial with no escape. Only those who keep their wits about them can survive! Unknown game stages await you to solve them. Please note, this is not a drill. This is a challenge where your life is on the line! Joanna wakes up one day to discover that she's somehow in a psychiatric hospital. Eerie red pills, nurses who are clearly not right in the head, and a little girl with a sinister smile. Joanna doesn't think much of it, until danger creeps closer, step by step. Sticky tentacles sprout from the nurse's body, and the little girl keeps chasing her from behind... "Everyone here is crazy. If you want to escape, you can only do what I did..." "Become crazy!" While everyone else is terrified and running around in a panic: Pippy Qiao: These tentacles look pretty good. Now I suddenly want grilled squid tentacles :) Monster: ... Theme: