Dying Every Day [Western Crossover]

Coming soon: [Western Crossover] After I Landed Wayne, I Dumped Him and Fell for Batman. A sweet romance with the Dark Knight. Please add it to your reading list! Heroine: Everyone likes me. It's kind of exhausting being this popular. The Bat, Jason Todd, Professor, Tony Stark, the psycho, Moriarty, and the second princess: "..." Wake up. . Question: How did you survive the villains' "advances"? Answer: Oh, I'm EX-tremely lucky. The little tough guy who wants to shoot me always has his gun misfire for no reason. Little Jim, who wants to capture me, always gets stopped by a superhero who shows up along the way. The second princess of the Nine Realms, who wants to throw me off Avengers Tower, slips and falls off herself. That's me, Bernice :) · In a nutshell: The heroine has the script of a goofy comedy heroine but thinks she's the star of a Mary Sue story. Every day, she finds new ways to court disaster and challenge the heavens. Also known as *Handing Out Green Hats Every Day*. The kind of green hat you could raise sheep on. My completed novels: *Victoria's Secret Angels* [Western Crossover/Showbiz], *Being a Supermodel Is Hard* [Western Crossover/Showbiz] Coming soon: [Western Crossover] After I Landed Wayne, I Dumped Him Emily is a rookie TV reporter. After learning that reporting in Gotham is nearly as dangerous as being a police officer, she decides to become a news anchor, safely reading scripts inside the studio. After a year of hard work, just as a promotion seems within reach, a newcomer takes the anchor position from her. The reason? Her boss says the newcomer is the former girlfriend of Gotham's richest man and is more popular. Emily is furious, then has a sudden realization. Every actor, model, singer, and anchor who has dated Wayne enjoys a brief period of fame. Emily: Great. I've figured out the secret to getting attention. To get promoted, she finds a way to get close to Wayne and successfully wins him over. After six months of "blissful romance," Emily gets the promotion she wanted. She's also tired of acting like a simpering cutie in front of Wayne every day, so she breaks up with him, ending their purely physical, no-strings relationship. She even brings up her celebrity crush to make her story more convincing. She stammers, "I'm sorry. I like the kind of man Batman is: masculine and righteous. I only pursued you because you were handsome. I didn't realize you were a useless rich playboy who does nothing all day." Wayne: "..." In six months together, it is the first time she's seen such an indescribable expression on Wayne's face. A beautiful, sweet-voiced, drama-loving anchor X a CEO (vigilante) who's an even better actor than she is Theme: