Those Years I Was a Bat [Western Crossover]

* My new novel, The Villain Organization's Slacking Rules [Quick Transmigration], is now underway. An original story about brothers on opposing sides, with one serving in Cao Cao's camp. Please add it to your collection! What can a transmigrated temp worker at a villain organization do? There's no way I'm taking work seriously, and I don't know how to reform my image. Slacking is the only way I can make a living. Besides, the boss always ends up strung up by the protagonist anyway. Hehe. The two worlds I've finished so far: World One: The Demonic Cult's Saintess Elopes with the Hero Again, What Does That Have to Do with Me? World Two: My Domineering Evil God Boss Has Fallen for My... KPI * A humorous, snarky story in the first person, with the male lead complaining the whole way through. * No CP. This is a workplace novel about me, a wage slave driven crazy by my boss. [As the assistant to the Demonic Cult's Right Guardian... no, wait, his disciple, I've been kneeling on the cold flagstones for two hours. Oh, not because I did anything wrong, of course. Rule number one of slacking: never let your superior catch you making a mistake. I'm not the only one kneeling in the great hall. Apart from my master and the Left Guardian next door, who are still able to kneel on one knee, everyone else has their heads bowed and both knees on the floor, staring at the ground. Some are counting the paving stones; others are following ants with their eyes. A few newbies in the back are still whispering to each other. I'm genuinely worried for their intelligence and their lives. Do they not know that aside from being long-winded and constantly lecturing people, our Demonic Cult Leader is also a sexist, and is best known for his formidable martial arts? Nothing within a ten-mile radius can escape his notice. Sure enough, after two hours of spitting out words, the cult leader stopped. The guards then dragged the newbies in the back off to the poison-insect pit. After that, the cult leader began lamenting even more fervently about our cult's discipline, loyalty, and competence. He's been saying these things for at least a decade. He's been cult leader for years, and he's been saying them for just as long. When his daily lecture, which ends with "You're the worst group of subordinates I've ever had," was finally over, the cult leader waved his hand. We all wished him "a thousand autumns and ten thousand years" in unison, then rubbed our numb knees and quietly left the great hall.] When a sweet, gentle girl and the Dark Knight switch bodies, when they can still roast each other across a dimensional barrier, when a fan artist meets one of the protagonists in her own art, come on, Master Wayne, it's time to have your worldview turned upside down!!! * The final pairing is with Nightwing. The relationship between the heroine and Batman is a warm father-daughter bond. * So sweet it'll give you a toothache. A slice-of-life farming story set among superheroes. * Daily updates. Not a power fantasy. Batman is primarily from the DC Universe, while the heroine is primarily from the Marvel Universe. Theme: