[Harry Potter] A Witch

Charlotte became a witch. In children's books like Harry Potter, she thought everything should be as easy and wonderful as a fairy tale. She'd only read the first three books before starting middle school and deciding they were childish, so she never continued. Now she really felt like an idiot. After discovering that the world she lived in contained a damned terrorist going around preaching racial discrimination and oppression, there was no way life could ever be easy and cheerful again. The Muggle witch raised her arms and shouted at school: "Voldemort's ideas are feudal dregs and pseudoscience! Everyone should rise up and destroy him! Progressive young students! Let's unite and launch a fierce attack on these rotten feudal dregs!" What do we want! -- To keep up with the progress of the times! What do we want! -- To give the wizarding world a whole new atmosphere! What do we want! -- To lie in bed and play on our phones... Charlotte gazed at the little flip phone in her hands, eyes brimming with tears. She couldn't stand another day at Hogwarts, where you couldn't even watch TV! *Updates whenever inspiration strikes* Retro Mary Sue diary-style story *OOC guaranteed* *Logic forced into place* ----------Below is the author's new story blurb, "I Told You Full-Dive Could Crush the Entertainment Industry". Enjoy!---------- Looking back at history, a teacher explaining to students that full-dive technology ushered in the interstellar age said, "The first impact of full-dive on society in the previous era was the total collapse of the entertainment industry, which was half-feudal and half-capitalist." A formidable woman descended upon the domestic entertainment industry. A sweeping full-dive revolution that would change the world had arrived. This was an era in which full-dive technology was the primary productive force, and an era in which the cultural industry would explode. You declare with righteous conviction and heartfelt sorrow that the domestic entertainment industry has been set back thirty years! But in truth, without Yan Wei, the domestic entertainment industry would have been shrouded in darkness for eternity! A 2.08-million-yuan slap for fan-circle capital, and another slap for the capitalists. At long last, justice had come for the half-feudal, half-capitalist domestic entertainment industry. Actors with rotten acting skills, backed by connections and followed by brainless fans: shipped off! Those who monopolize resources, throw their weight around, and serve audiences garbage: shipped off! Shitty capitalists who force-feed stars to the public and raise poisonous rivals to make a quick buck: shipped off! China and America's film studios lead the return of exquisite animated films, reclaiming past glory. Short-form supernatural dramas with super-high production values flood social media. The wuxia revival sparks a global craze. Chinese-style horror films sweep Asia. Sci-fi dramas blow audiences away with both effects and story. Traditional culture goes viral on an unprecedented scale, and the cultural sphere once again dominates the world. This time, the status we lost is truly back, and the vassal states are once again kissing up to us, crying that they can never repay their suzerain's kindness... Yan Wei unifies the domestic entertainment industry and takes it global. Cultural exports are upgraded to cultural nuclear bombardment. She solemnly declares: The age has arrived when the people say the fridge doesn't work, then build one that cools itself. First, we'll conquer the world, then the stars! We'll give higher-dimensional civilizations a lesson in people's art! The xx Entertainment Group's daily discussion threads: "Let's dig into the glorious rise of our entertainment industry's Purple Star [ ], from cast-off heiress to empress! As usual, bow three times to borrow some career luck." "Does the Yan family have a son-in-law gene? Will the Crown Prince, a lovesick husband, regret supporting his childhood sweetheart's ambition to soar? He's got no title or status, and still has to watch his little brother write brother's-wife erotica right under his nose." "The eldest and second young masters of the Lu family lose out to a green tea mistress rescued from the brothel. Little Tang really is the top succubus voted for by netizens worldwide. The domestic internet calls it a favored concubine disrupting government. In the middle of a grueling world tour, she calls home to whine and get [ ] to postpone a meeting and fly over. Who would dare criticize her?" "Palace insiders say that [ ]'s elite CEO, a high-paid hire brought back from overseas by the previous dynasty, has had a hair-pulling showdown with both Lu family heirs. It's hard to say who won. Now that the winner of the harem intrigue is taking bets!" "No one's talking about the busty, dark-skinned cyborg bodyguard at [ ]'s side? I think she's bound to rise in rank sooner or later. I'm buying shares." "I'm officially leaving this group. I've had enough. This is an entertainment group, not the Imperial Bedchamber!" Theme: I organize ideological education at Hogwarts