Please add my new novel next door, "Chinese Director, Interstellar Sensation," to your favorites ^3^
After being reborn, Xie Jingyun, who has always wanted to retire, finally gets his wish.
And so a vacation park appears on a desolate little planet, featuring an ecological park for leisure and entertainment, as well as a Chinese-style horror theme park.
The interstellar population, devastated by pollution caused by the insectoid invasion, refuses to believe it.
"It has to be fake, just a full-dive simulation!"
Until, during a livestream, they see...
A young man sitting alone in the middle of a lake, leisurely casting his line and reeling in a huge fish.
In a bountiful orchard, a young man with a basket returns with a full harvest.
There are also fast-growing vegetable farms, and livestock roaming across the hills...
When the park director eats fish, the viewers are chewing nutrient paste. When the director eats fruit, the viewers are chewing nutrient paste. When the director... The viewers spit out their nutrient paste and leap up, flipping the table.
Isn't this a vacation park? Then open the gates already!
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Once the vacation park gets up and running, a rumor quietly spreads.
Taking a vacation can awaken your mental powers, and pollution will no longer be a problem.
Everyone laughs, thinking the director is so obsessed with money he's lost his mind.
Faced with their doubts, the young director lazily narrows his eyes.
Before long, a horror park rises from the ground.
Xie Jingyun: "Come on, give it a try."
The interstellar folk, who have never been put through the wringer, fear nothing!
Later...
Visitors clutch their newly awakened spirit forms as haunted-house staff corner them, leaving them howling in terror.
Everyone: Is it too late to apologize to the director? QAQ.
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After the vacation park becomes famous across the stars, a few troublemakers share their vacation experiences in an interview...
Picking cherries... The cherries explode all over their faces!
Going fishing... The fish pull back just as hard as they do!
Even walking along the road can get them chased for miles by a huge white goose!
They go complain to the stunningly beautiful young park director... only to get beaten up so badly they can barely look after themselves!
Theme: Cherish the good things in life.
One day, my friend helped me debug my computer remotely. The page opened and closed by itself, and I typed on my own. It scared my colleague to death and turned off the monitor. Hahahahaha
I really like the author's writing
The emotional line be like the deus ex machina of the horror movie, I want to die laughing hahahahahaha
Why do you just feel that attacking has no effect at all? It's better to have no cp
Finished? It feels like it's over too quickly
Big! Let's do more extras, Qiuqiu!
Alas~ I still want a side story~
One day, my friend helped me debug my computer remotely. The page opened and closed by itself, and I typed on my own. It scared my colleague to death and turned off the monitor. Hahahahaha
I really like the author's writing
The emotional line be like the deus ex machina of the horror movie, I want to die laughing hahahahahaha
Why do you just feel that attacking has no effect at all? It's better to have no cp
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Finished reading! Don't you really want to do more extras?
Sprinkle flowers (*^▽^*)