I Transmigrated to Become a Spendthrift

On her twentieth birthday, Qin Chuyu had only three wishes: First, to skip classes and exams, and take first place with her eyes closed. Second, to never learn music or calligraphy, and live a happy life. Third, to have no periods or children, just pure romance.

Then... a cactus from upstairs knocked her into another world.

After transmigrating, she discovered that most of her wishes had come true. She had become him: Qin Chuyu, the greatest wastrel in the Great Qing Dynasty.

He cheats, swindles, steals, and indulges in eating, drinking, prostitution, gambling, and drugs. He has nine of the ten vices. What's the one he lacks? Well, prostitution. As a Gemini, he doesn't have the equipment for it.

The distance between a well-behaved girl and a wastrel is just one potted cactus.

[Warnings: woman transmigrates into a man, woman transmigrates into a man, woman transmigrates into a man; childbirth, childbirth, childbirth; pure wish fulfillment, pure wish fulfillment, pure wish fulfillment. If you don't like it, please don't flame me, please don't flame me, please don't flame me. Enter at your own risk, enter at your own risk, enter at your own risk.]

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If you've read the above... welcome to take the plunge! Heart you~

Silly Meow's ongoing danmei novels (check my column to see them, and maybe give them a bookmark too~):

"This Zombie Isn't Very Cute [Interstellar]" by Yujiamiaoye

The Earth is severely polluted, so the little zombie has no choice but to sleep for a thousand years. When he wakes, he discovers he's in a museum... in outer space?

Little Zombie (baring his teeth): I'm super fierce!!!

Passersby A, B, and C: Aw! So cute, I wanna pet him~

The imperial prince in charge of protecting the "antique" says calmly: One touch costs ten thousand star coins.

Little Zombie: ...

[A naive, adorable, food-loving zombie with explosive combat power, the shou X a scheming prince who dreams of becoming a chef in ancient Earth cuisine, the gong]

PS: This is a fluffy, silly story. The author isn't very bright, so please don't make personal attacks. Thanks~

They say acting cute gets you bookmarks. Is that really true? Meow meow meow~

PPS: About Menglong and Mengmeng...

Menglong: Hello, everyone. My name is Menglong.

Wuma Yao: Mm, Mengmeng.

Menglong: ...Please let me change my name _(:з"∠)_

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