Earth is severely polluted, so the little zombie has no choice but to sleep for a thousand years. When he wakes up one day, he discovers he's in a museum? And it's an alien one?
The little zombie (baring his teeth): I'm super fierce!!!
Onlookers A, B, and C: Aww! So cute, I want to pet him~
The imperial prince tasked with protecting the "antique" remains perfectly calm: One touch costs ten thousand star coins.
The little zombie: ...
[An adorably clueless, food-loving zombie bottom with off-the-charts combat power X a scheming prince top who dreams of becoming a chef specializing in ancient Earth cuisine]
PS: This is a light, silly story. The author isn't very bright, so please don't attack me personally. Thanks~
They say acting cute will get you readers. Is that really true? Meow meow meow~
PPS: About Meng Long and Mengmeng...
Meng Long: Hello, everyone. My name is Meng Long.
Wuma Yao: Right, Mengmeng.
Meng Long: ...Please let me change my name _(:з"∠)_
Completed historical transmigration romance. Little angels, feel free to stop by if you're interested~
The Villain's Guide to Winning Hearts (Transmigrate into a Book)
One-line summary: Risking my life to flirt with men.
Currently serializing a modern danmei. Feel free to stop by if you're interested~
A Guy'er in the Apocalypse (Ancient-to-Apocalypse Transmigration)
One-line summary: Farming in the apocalypse.
Blurb:
After finally using his spatial ability to kick out his awful relatives and get his life back on track, Yang Shu is suddenly transmigrated just as he's looking for a handsome husband to marry into his family. Here, the big cats have three tails, the trees can walk, and the "people" are uglier than the village's Huang Laizi. They can't understand human speech, and they drool as they try to eat him...
For the sake of his happy life, Yang Shu has no choice but to roll up his sleeves, clear a patch of land, build a house, and plant some crops. The "people" are too ugly, so he'll beat them up and throw them out. He can forget about finding a gorgeous husband, but at least he can eat well and stay warm.
Then one day, he finds a handsome man in the grass. A sturdy, beautiful, gorgeous man!
Yang Shu: You should repay a favor by giving yourself to me. You fit my requirements perfectly. Be my husband, and you'll get meat every day.
Luo Tianrui (for the sake of "meat"): All right.
[A fun-loving, looks-obsessed bottom with incredible combat skills X a stunningly beautiful, blackened top with overwhelming combat power]
Theme:
It's good to read. I finally read an article about Shou's strength from beginning to end. It's great. It's so strange. At the beginning, Shou talks about all kinds of powers. But later on, he always relies on attacks and suffers injustices. I like Mengmeng, who fights whenever he disagrees.
Very nice╮(‵▽′)╭
Satisfied and feeling good. Come on big
Press the claws, you have no clue???
Come on! Sprinkle flowers, flowers, flowers
Yeah, it's been greatly updated~ Click on the claws
Press the claws, it's a stone, I'm happy to say that
Please,
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Click on it, it's finally updated