The Tragic Heroine's Laid-Back Daily Life

[This story will be turned into a paid novel in full on Saturday, November 17. The paid chapters will be 35 through 87, so please don't buy them again if you've already read them. Thank you for all your support. Please continue supporting my new stories too! Kisses!]

She can see ghosts, has superhuman strength, and has a one-way ticket to transmigrate. Add a miserable past in her current body, and to her friends, she has all the makings of a classic wish-fulfillment heroine. All that's missing is leveling up by defeating monsters, face-slapping everyone, claiming a kingdom and a harem of handsome men, and reaching the pinnacle of life.

However...

There are monsters, but she's often the one getting beaten up.

There are handsome men too, but one of them is a miserly bandit chief.

As for the kingdom... She doesn't want the old emperor eyeing her like a piece of Tang Monk meat every day!

As for reaching the pinnacle of life, Mu Xiaoye says that no matter how hard it is, she'll climb to the top, swallowing her blood along with her broken teeth. So what if she's a ditz? So what if she's a concubine-born daughter? So what if she's dirt poor? Even if the seas turn to mulberry fields (okay, that's getting off topic), she's determined to make a comeback!

Mu Xiaoye (smiling): "Actually, I'm amazing."

Qiao Xi: "Madam, let's go rob someone."

Mu Xiaoye: "You got it!"

[A daily life of a quirky, violent, flower-like ditz who can see ghosts x a cunning, money-loving bandit chief]

Also known as "Husband and Wife Go Robbing Together" and "A Ditz's Road to a Comeback."

[So what if my writing is bad? So what if it's silly and sweet? So what if nobody reads it? I'm just me, a different kind of firework~ (￣▽￣~)~

Big Meow: "Actually, I'm amazing."]

Reading Guide:

1. A light, simple story. Updated daily, set in a fictional world that's very fictional. Please don't complain if it's not your thing!

2. Includes the supernatural, household intrigue, jianghu adventures, and detective work, but the main focus is romance. ╮(╯_╰)╭ It's not scary, just cute! Big Meow's writing isn't up to much, so if that's not for you, please see item one.

3. You're welcome to jump in! Please click, favorite, comment, and tip! I want all kinds of support! Love you, heart! (They say cuteness gets people to favorite a story. Is that true? Meow, meow, meow~)

4. Daily updates start now!

Silly Meow is serializing the historical danmei story "Transmigrated as a Spoiled Young Master." Everyone is welcome to check it out!

On Qin Chuyu's twentieth birthday, she had only three wishes: first, to get top marks without studying or taking exams, eyes closed. Second, to live happily forever without learning the zither or calligraphy. Third, to never get her period or have children, and just enjoy a romance.

And then... a cactus from upstairs knocked her into another world.

After transmigrating, she discovered that most of her wishes had come true. She had become him, Qin Chuyu, the Great Qing dynasty's number-one spoiled young master.

Swindle, cheat, steal, eat, drink, visit brothels, gamble, smoke: he does nine of the ten. What's the one he doesn't do? He doesn't visit brothels. As a shuang'er, he doesn't have the equipment.

The distance from a well-behaved girl to a spoiled young master is just one potted cactus.

[Warnings: Female transmigrates into a man, female transmigrates into a man, female transmigrates into a man. Male pregnancy, male pregnancy, male pregnancy. Pure fantasy, pure fantasy, pure fantasy. Please don't complain if that's not your thing. Enter at your own risk.]

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If you've read all of the above... welcome aboard! Heart~ (￣▽￣~)~

Silly Meow's upcoming danmei story (click the profile to see it, and please add it to your favorites too~):

"This Zombie Isn't That Cute [Interstellar]" by Yujiamiaoye

Earth is badly polluted, so the little zombie reluctantly sleeps for a thousand years. When he wakes, he finds himself in a museum... in outer space?

Little Zombie (baring his teeth): "I'm super fierce!!!"

Passersby A, B, and C: "Aww! So cute. I want to touch him~"

A certain imperial prince, assigned to protect the "antique," calmly says, "One touch costs ten thousand star coins."

Little Zombie: "..."

[An adorable, food-loving zombie bottom with off-the-charts fighting power x a cunning prince top who dreams of becoming a chef specializing in ancient Earth cuisine]

P.S. It's a simple story, and the author isn't very bright, so please don't make personal attacks. Thanks!

They say cuteness gets people to favorite a story. Is that true? Meow, meow, meow~

P.P.S. About Menglong and Mengmeng...

Menglong: "Hi, everyone. My name is Menglong."

Wuma Yao: "Mm, Mengmeng."

Menglong: "...Please let me change my name. _(:з"∠)_"

Upcoming story, "The Villain's Conquest Handbook (Transmigrated into a Book)" by Yujiamiaoye:

A kind, beautiful angel of a reader stays up all night reading a novel. When her beloved villain dies without a body left behind, she is so upset that she drops dead. When she wakes up, she's in a different body and inside the book. But... why is this body that of a vicious female side character, destined to die at the villain's hands?

To save her own life, Ning Wanwan decides to conquer the villain. Forget the heroine, look at her! Fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged, and talented at music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. Darling, are you really not tempted?

Villain, Palace Lord of the Demon Palace: "Can you raise dumplings?"

Ning Wanwan: "QAQ So I'm less important than dumplings..."

Dumpling, Little Phoenix: "Chirp?"

[I want to conquer that breathtakingly beautiful villain, but the big shot only wants to raise dumplings with me. Smiling face.jpg]

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