[Sunny, timid, laid-back talisman cultivator bottom x Cunning, lovesick, food-loving demon lord top]
In his eighteenth year after being born into the cultivation world, He Anning had diligently cultivated to Foundation Establishment. Then his senior brother ripped out his spiritual root, destroyed his dantian, and pushed him off Demon Abyss Mountain. Only when he was barely clinging to life did the System finally arrive, telling him to work hard to become the greatest spiritual chef in the cultivation world.
He Anning: "System, I think I'm a little bit dead."
System butler Xiaolongbao: "Host, I'm just an intern~ Please do your best to complete your task!"
He Anning, with every meridian severed: "...Dear, the only thing I can move is my mouth."
So Xiaolongbao promptly arranged another body for him: a noble, aloof-looking man with an eight-pack.
Before He Anning could celebrate, a row of demon lords were kneeling respectfully beneath the throne. Only then did he realize that the body belonged to the Demon Lord!
He Anning: "System, do you want me to die even more horribly?"
If someone killed him, at least his soul might survive. If the Demon Lord found out he'd used his body, he'd probably wipe out his soul too!
Xiaolongbao: "Host, don't worry! The Demon Lord is asleep. Once your body has recovered, we'll switch you back."
He Anning: "6."
For an intern, this sure was a wild approach.
Teng Lingtian woke in an unfamiliar body, aching all over. "???"
Ever since the Demon Lord emerged from seclusion ahead of schedule, the Seven Great Demon Lords had been on edge every day. The Demon Lord had also brought along a talisman cultivator whose cultivation was completely ruined. He said he wanted to build up the Demon Domain so its people could live and work in peace, and even cooked for them himself!
Good heavens!
Had the Demon Lord gone mad?!
But this food really was delicious. Munch, munch, munch...
Teng Lingtian was born from chaos and had none of the five senses. While waiting for the heavenly tribulation, he was jolted awake by excruciating pain. Waking inside the body of a human cultivator whose cultivation was completely ruined, he saw colors, heard sounds, smelled things, learned what pain was, and felt a warmth he'd never known before.
So Teng Lingtian, who had been waiting to die, found a reason to keep living. He decided to make He Anning into a true Demon Lord and take his place in enduring the heavenly tribulation. But as they spent time together, he gradually fell for him...
He Anning: A talisman cultivator who can't cook can't be a good Demon Lord! Let's go!
Teng Lingtian: My wife is right.
P.S. 1. The top had no five senses before, but gained them while in the bottom's body, which is why he didn't kill him.
2. There's not much of a major plot. It's mainly a funny, everyday romance. There's a groveling arc, but it's not angsty, at least according to the author. Haha~
3. If you like it, please add it to your collection. Thanks so much, dears~
Theme: Working hard is admirable, but lying flat and enjoying good food and drink is nice too.