Saving an Idol Past His Prime

Yu Ze, a washed-up idol embroiled in scandal, accidentally summons a "Bloodthirsty Witch" from a magic book that cost just 9.9 yuan with free shipping. "Foolish mortal, cough..." The golden-haired, fair-skinned little girl, who was a mage, wiped away the blood she coughed up and shot him a haughty look. "Speak. Do you beg the great mage for immense wealth, overwhelming power, invincibility, or eternal youth?" Yu Ze: "...Could you put some clothes on before talking?" Ten minutes later, the Beijing police received a call from a concerned citizen in the East District, who wished to remain anonymous. They reported a foreign, golden-haired child who had become separated from her parents in Central Park. The police hurried to Central Park and found a golden-haired girl sitting in a shipping box, wearing an oversized T-shirt and coughing up blood. "Little girl, don't be scared. We're the police. Can you speak Chinese?" "..." The officer switched to English. "Don't be afraid. We're the police." "..." The officer asked again, "What's your parents' phone number?" The golden-haired girl wiped the blood from her mouth and gave a cold smile. "Get my dad, Yu Ze." On the 666th day of washed-up idol Yu Ze's attempt to make a comeback, heaven finally took pity on him: he became famous at last. (Story complete) Reader's Guide: 1. The heroine's body will grow up. She's a witch, so she's not going to help old ladies cross the street. 2. Buying 80% of the chapters marked V will let you read the latest chapter. Otherwise, you'll have to wait 3 days. Upcoming Novel: New upcoming novel: Can I cough up blood in the wind and still successfully seize the throne? A frail, smiling schemer with a heart of black lotus x a violent young wolfdog strong enough to lift a cauldron * Qin Nonghua, who aimed to be Wu Zetian but ended up like Zhuge Liang, became the first princess in transmigration history to die of overwork. When she opens her eyes, she's back at the moment she first arrived. The kingdom hasn't fallen, her father is still alive, her several lunatic brothers have only just begun their pathetic infighting, and the enemy spies haven't had a chance to stir up trouble. Delicate and frail, Qin Nonghua coughs blood at the slightest breeze and reflects on her mistakes. Being emperor is no job for a human. Better to raise a younger brother to take the throne. The newly born Ninth Prince seems like a good choice. His background is tragic, and he's suffered greatly. If she shows him even a little kindness, he'll surely be moved to tears and repay her with unwavering loyalty. Years later. Qin Nonghua, who aimed to be Lü Buwei but ended up with the Two Empresses ruling together, slowly types a question mark. Before Qin Yaoyuan had the surname Qin, he once heard a madwoman muttering behind a rock garden: "The First Prince is arrogant and self-important, the Second Prince is pathologically misogynistic... The Sixth Prince is utterly deranged, the Seventh Prince looks down on everyone, and the Eighth Prince is petty and calculating. Which lucky one should I manipulate to conquer the realm?" Qin Yaoyuan: Who could be so unlucky as to become that poor fool? Then the winds shifted, and he rose to power. The madwoman held his battered body and wept like a pear blossom in the rain. "From now on, your sister will share your joys and sorrows. Even if I have to give my life, I won't let you get hurt!" Qin Yaoyuan: ...Oh, so I'm that poor fool. * "I've always known you were hypocritical, cunning, and cold-hearted, an ambitious schemer with honeyed words and a hidden sword." "I also know your aspirations, your ability, your pride, and the benevolence of a ruler hidden beneath your abuse of power." "But I cannot let you know that my willingness to serve you has nothing to do with sharing your worries over the nation's peril or pitying the people's suffering." "All I've ever wanted is to meet you beneath the breaking dawn and grow old with you beneath the snow at dusk." "Elder Sister, when will you grant me my dearest wish?" Previously completed novels: My Wild Days on Earth: a heroine who excels at tearing people down Fascinating Illness: a heroine who brings despair So It Turns Out I'm a Cinnabar Mole: an upright heroine The Last Demon King (HP): a CEO heroine The Offbeat Life of an Apocalypse Zombie: an eccentric heroine Theme: Understanding can overcome differences and hatred between peoples.