My Wild Days on Earth [Showbiz]

The alien cub "Xi" used to live a pampered life, with food brought to her and clothes handed to her. But through a twist of fate, she fell to Earth and became Jin Lizhen, the granddaughter of the gambling king of the Lotus Realm. Her father doesn't love her, she has no mother, and a mastermind lurks in the shadows, eyeing her hungrily. Being the gambling king's granddaughter means trouble by the bucketload... Don't panic. As an alien who can grow stronger through sex, Jin Lizhen is confident she can tear every enemy to shreds. "Today's headline: #Huaxia Golden Melody Awards# Full list of winners announced! @Jin Lizhen takes home four awards, including Best Female Singer, becoming the youngest diva in the history of the Golden Melody Awards!" The newly crowned pop diva asks herself three questions every day: "How do I trick someone into coming to my room to watch an erotic movie?" "Why can't I land a cheap TV drama with a hundred-million-yuan budget and a stand-in for my face?" "How far am I from being the strongest in the universe?" Marry a big shot? Jin Lizhen: What a joke. I'm the big shot. :) Reader's guide: 1. The heroine loves making trouble, is a master of trash talk, has unusual values, and is good at managing her fish pond. She might have been Li Xunhuan in her past life, and she loves handing out heartbreak. 2. Her golden finger lets her copy other people's talents through sex. 3. Also titled How Did I End Up with Only One Fish Left? The fish she accidentally kills each get a solo-ending extra. 4. Readers who demand chastity, stay away. She's been through four sails and learned true love (doge). 5. An unconventional player heroine X an unconventional yandere. 6. For reasons everyone knows, quite a few details have been cut. Apologies to readers who bought the official version. You all know where to find the deleted scenes, so I don't need to spell it out, right? Completed works: My Wild Days on Earth, a heroine who is a pro at starting fights Charming Disease, a heroine who brings you down The Last Demon King (HP), a CEO heroine The Offbeat Life of a Zombie Woman in the Apocalypse, an offbeat heroine Coming soon: Can I Cough Up Blood and Still Successfully Usurp the Throne? A frail, smiling, scheming white lotus X a ferocious young wolfdog strong enough to carry a cauldron * Qin Nonghua set out to become Wu Zetian but ended up with Zhuge Liang's fate. Unluckily, she became the first princess in transmigration history to die from overwork. When she opened her eyes, she was back at the moment she had first transmigrated. The country had not yet fallen, her father the emperor was still alive, her several brothers had only just begun their idiotic infighting, and the enemy spies had not yet had a chance to stir up trouble. Fra il and delicate, Qin Nonghua, who coughed up blood at the slightest breeze, took stock of her mistakes: Being emperor isn't a job for a human being. Better to raise a younger brother to do it. The newly born Ninth Prince seemed like a good choice. His background was tragic, and he had suffered greatly. If she showed him just a little kindness, he would surely be so grateful that he'd repay her even at the cost of his life. Years later. Qin Nonghua, who had aimed to become Lu Buwei but ended up sharing rule with the emperor, slowly typed out a question mark. Before Qin Yaoyuan was surnamed Qin, he once heard a madwoman muttering behind a rock garden: "The First Prince is stubborn and arrogant, the Second Prince has a pathological hatred of women... The Sixth Prince is insane, the Seventh Prince is conceited, and the Eighth Prince is petty. Which lucky fool should I control to vie for supremacy?" Qin Yaoyuan: Who would be unlucky enough to be that poor fool? Then the world changed overnight, and he rose to power. The madwoman held his battered body and wept, saying, "From now on, your elder sister will share your joys and sorrows. Even if I have to give my life, I won't let you suffer a single injury!" Qin Yaoyuan: ...Oh. So I'm the unlucky fool. * "I have long known you are hypocritical, cunning, and cold, an ambitious man with honeyed words and a sword in his heart." "I also know your ambition, your talent, your pride, and the benevolence of a ruler hidden beneath your grasp for power. " "But I cannot let you know that my willingness to serve you has nothing to do with sharing your worries over the nation's peril or pitying the people's suffering." "All I have ever wanted is to meet you at dawn's first light, then grow old together beneath the white snow of dusk." "Elder Sister, when will you grant me my dearest wish?" Theme: Love can give people a new life.