[Guardians of the Galaxy] How to Groom Your Raccoon Boyfriend

Pisi has a partner. A little hot-tempered, a little short... and a little fluffy.

Since they have a son, and he isn't exactly the brightest, Pisi's partner is always yelling at him. "Why are you playing games again?! No swearing! Damn it, I said no swearing! Don't! You! Dare! Talk! Like! Me!"

Pisi just says, "Want me to pet your fur, darling?"

Her hot-tempered partner snaps, "Pet what fur? The kid's right here! Can't you act normal for once?"

Pisi: "Oh."

Back in their room, her partner says, "That really hits the spot."